Steely Dan

If I opened a bag of skivvies and found a pair with a racing stripe I think I'd return them and probably sue. Then I'd never shop there again.

Never been a fan of David Gant since he tried to block the building of Frontier Field. Link Assembly bills would regulate sale of underpants April 15, 2010 7:49 AM Steve Flamisch, Capitol Correspondent ALBANY -- Closures. Layoffs. Underpants. In the midst of what Governor David Paterson has called a "time of reckoning" -- marked by a more than $9 billion deficit and untold ramifications for health care facilities, non-profits, schools, and taxpayers -- there are two proposals before the state Assembly that would regulate the sale of underwear. I've never bought an open bag of underwear so is this really a big problem?

Makes perfect sense! Well I hope you get to own one of the teams in AFCE other than Buffalo someday!

Toby Flenderson?

Reminds me of Grandpa coming out of the bathroom.

This is one of the saddest things I've ever read; Boller will push JaMarcus Russell during OTAs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isVa8MEVEpE

Linky Lisa Murphy’s Tactile Minds Is Porn Guess Who: Pictures HAVING thumbed our braille copy of Playboy, and enjoyed many games of Porn Guess Who , and Blind Man’s Muff, we now deliver a copy of Lisa Murphy’s Tactile Minds. The book for the blind has images of woman and men in the buff. Thanks to advances in cosmetic surgery and porn, you can achieve the same book with bubble wrap and a pump. http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery.../touch-me-1.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/offbeat/2...P1&iref=NS1

Look at the screen numbnuts!! Practice one letter at time using the space bar and then move on. It'll take you at least a couple of months. Stop lookin then!! My typing teacher was a newly married young woman that always gave me two good reasons for never missing class. I can't remember her name or her face.

If you've ever drank his blood you'd know that dude was wasted!!! (inspired by Peter Griffin)

So you think spending two high draft picks on one player is something teams should do all the time? Why give two picks for one guy when you could get two guys, who either contribute more combined or just one becomes better than what you've spent it on? That's not how you build a team.

Deji Karim 03/18/10 - PRO DAY RESULTS: Running back Abdul “Deji” Karim, who did not participate in the NFL Scouting Combine, outjumped the best running back in Indianapolis by two inches in the vertical leap (43 inches) at Southern Illinois’ pro day workout on March 11. Karim (5-8 1/2, 209) also showed impressive speed, clocking 4.40 and 4.43 seconds in the 40-yard dash. After showing off his 43-inch vertical leap, Karim had a 10-3 broad jump and posted a 4.33-second short shuttle, 6.95-second three-cone drill, and completed 19 bench press repetitions. Representatives from 15 teams watched Karim, along with one of his teammates and 15 other players from area schools, work out outdoors on FieldTurf. Punter Scott Ravanesi, the other Southern Illinois player, measured in at 6-0, 244 and stood on his results from the combine. – Gil Brandt, NFL.com

Lonyae Miller.

Never saw that movie.

My brother can't get through either, but this might explain things. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2..._why.html?cat=2 The Nestle's Crunch Hotline Number The Nestles Crunch Hotline number is 1-800-295-0051 and will connect the caller to about the funniest set of recordings ever. After listening to the ad for a new Nestle Crunch bar, you get some language options. After the usual English and Spanish language options, the quirky nerds in all of us get yet a third option, the "Pig Latin" option. SInce the Pig Latin option is in rapidly spoken Pig Latin (at least, faster than I can speak it) , it took me at least a couple of phone calls to the Nestle Crunch Hotline number to understand that this option is accessed by pressed the asterisk sign. Good luck understand what's being said, though! I caught the words "combination" and "chocolate" and would guess that this goofy message is talking about a new Nestle Crunch product. And the hotline gets even better from there. As you make your way through the menu, one of the options is for "knock knock" jokes and other fun games. Those games are categorized under the "funner game options" which are equally as funny and include such weird things as listening to the sound of bubble wrap or people doing a cannon ball in a pool. Here's a Youtube Video on it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuRboJGfrD0...feature=related

Cooties!!!

Cool! Maybe it was from Krypton and landed in an Idaho farm field.

Deerball made a funny!! Write it down!!!

I hope you're right.

Please God!! Please Don't let this be a forewarning about a Tebow pick at #9!!!!!!!!! I'm beggin ya God!!! I'm beggin ya!!!

Derrick Morgan, Roger Safflold, Torell Troup.

You know what I meant!!! Where am I comparing dog killing to rape? I merely was saying that I don't want Vick or BR here. I don't believe I equated them at all, JMO.

This is a cool article; Link NFL's success using Wonderlic Test subject to interpretation By D. Orlando Ledbetter The Atlanta Journal-Constitution __________________________________________ The prospects are also given the Wonderlic Personnel Test, which was introduced to the NFL by the legendary Paul Brown in the late 1960s. The test requires the players to answer as many of the 50 questions as possible in 12 minutes. However, three professors -- Brian D. Lyons of Fresno State, Brian J. Hoffman of the University of Georgia and John W. Michel of Towson University -- have published a research paper questioning the validity of the test in the NFL employment setting. The paper was published in a journal called Human Performance in July 2009 and is entitled: "Not much more than g? An examination of the impact of intelligence on NFL performance." __________________________________________ “The problem is that the Wonderlic really doesn't evaluate necessary football-related knowledge that you need to perform." Lyons contends that teams could get better predictors on performance by doing more football intelligence-based testing. “You are concerned about whether a person can retain playbook knowledge," Lyons said. "Then there should be tests or evaluations geared toward whether or not a person can memorize plays, memorize routes, schemes and defensive schemes, too."

Top Five All Time Wonderlic Scores Pat McInally - 50 Mike Mamula - 49 Ryan Fitzpatrick - 48 Kevin Curtis - 48 Benjamin Watson - 48

Wonderlic scores for the NFL's projected starting quarterbacks: 1. Ryan Fitzpatrick 48 2. Alex Smith 40 3. Eli Manning 39 4. Matt Stafford 38 5. Tony Romo 37 6. Aaron Rodgers 35 6. Matt Leinart 35 8. Tom Brady 33 9. Matt Ryan 32 10. Matt Schaub 31 11. Philip Rivers 30 12. Matt Hasselbeck 29 12. Marc Bulger 29 12. Brady Quinn 29 15. Mark Sanchez 28 15. Peyton Manning 28 15. Drew Brees 28 18. Josh Freeman 27 18. Joe Flacco 27 20. Carson Palmer 26 20. Jay Cutler 26 20. Kyle Orton 26 23. Ben Roethlisberger 25 24. Jason Campbell 23 25. Brett Favre 22 25. Tim Tebow 22 - Projected starter? 25. Chad Henne 22 28. Bruce Gradkowski 19 29. Vince Young 15 30. Donovan McNabb 14 30. David Garrard 14 Unknown: Matt Cassel, Matt Moore Other Wonderlic scores of note: Brian Griese 39 Drew Bledsoe 36 Steve Young 33 John Elway 29 Chad Pennington 25 JaMarcus Russell 24 Mark Brunell 22 Trent Dilfer 22 Michael Vick 20 Daunte Culpepper 18 Dan Marino 15 Randall Cunningham 15 Jim Kelly 15 Terry Bradshaw 15 Chris Leak 8