Steely Dan

Calling Dane Cook a clown is an insult to clowns. This is 2:01 but it seems a lot longer. This is a good example of his utter lameness. Foul language; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAn7RpSBtyE This is funny; The Family Guy thing was funny as hell!!

Time machines don't exist. So nobody is going to get that Mike Vick again. People always seem to forget that. Particularly the Flutie flakes. Fixed! Link Michael admitted that he wasted his talent while playing for the Falcons, saying that he didn’t work hard enough on the field or off it. Slacker, liar, sociopath and someone who's idea of fun is to electrocute and beat dogs to death. No thanks.

Jims really aren't Jimmys but Kelly was the must pick. Although this is funny;

Duncan said that footage showed the 20-year-old Ben Roethlisberger accuser hanging out before the alleged incident and police speaking with Ben afterward. Duncan was quick to point out, however, that the video did not show Ben and his accuser going towards the bathroom where the alleged incident took place. The lawyer for the club later said cops watched the video with Rocky "shortly" after the alleged incident, but they did not take the video with them at that time. Supposedly the bathroom where the alleged assault took place is fairly small. That comes from the link I posted above.

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Trying to get spring to come early? If I ever awoke from a heavy night of drinking and found out that I french kissed a dead opossum I'd check myself into rehab, PRONTO!!!

Not enough evidence = innocent in legal terms = don't assume he is guilty just because. JMO

Linky Police: Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum The Associated Press Posted: 03/27/2010 04:44:37 AM MDT Updated: 03/27/2010 04:44:37 AM MDT PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa.—Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Levier says the animal already had been dead a while. The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe. Geez, if I saw that I'd be scarred for life.

It seems to me that the questions about Clausen aren't about his mechanics or his knowledge of the game, it's about his intangibles. Can he play well with others? Cocky is good for a QB but too cocky is not. The 2011 draft is supposed to be QB rich and I say give TE one more chance and then draft a QB in 2011 or pick up a project with high upside (Dan LeFevour) in this draft. If TE fails and the new kid looks like he needs a lot of time then take a QB next year and use the 2010 draft pick for development and a possible trade later. JMO

"I have no right answer for you."

http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/features/ru...mod_nfl_xxx_xxx Vick trade rumors back on? 7:22AM ET Michael Vick | Eagles | Interested: Bills?, Raiders? Top Email As of just one week ago, we were seeing more and more speculation that there would not be a trade involving Michael Vick this offseason. When the Philadelphia Eagles traded Donovan McNabb last weekend, there was more thought that this action pretty much sealed the (non-)deal. However, in a column published Friday, Paul Domowitch of the Philadelphia Daily News reports that the Eagles are still trying to trade No. 7. Domowitch opines that coach Andy Reid "doesn't have a lot of faith" in Vick running the Eagles' offense, and the team needs a reliable fallback option behind Kevin Kolb; therefore, he thinks the team might target a reliable veteran like Marc Bulger. As we know, Bulger would prefer a team where he'd have a chance to start, but we're unsure how long he'll stick with that notion. Delving back into the Vick files, the Buffalo Bills and Oakland Raiders have to be considered the front-runners to trade for him. For the Bills, Vick could be a dangerous weapon in Chan Gailey's spread offense whereas for the Raiders, most QBs with starting experience would be an upgrade over their situation. 'Nuff said. Please God, just a rumor.

More on the player crime front; http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5071819 Updated: April 9, 2010, 7:23 PM ET Starks pleads to misdemeanor MIAMI -- The case against Miami Dolphins defensive end Randy Starks has been resolved with the charges being reduced to a misdemeanor traffic violation. Court papers show Starks will pay a $219 fine and take eight hours of mandatory traffic classes. He originally faced a felony charge of aggravated battery against a police officer. Miami Beach police say Starks was driving a large truck packed with people along Ocean Drive last Memorial Day weekend when an officer came up alongside. Starks allegedly swerved slightly, striking the officer and pinning him against another vehicle. The officer wasn't injured. Starks pleaded no contest to a charge of failure to use due care. He pinned a cop against another vehicle and he's only being fined $219?

More on the legal fronts of players; http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5071605 Police allege Thomas and Fadel followed Walker while he spent a night club-hopping and gambling, and talked Walker into willingly getting into Fadel's black Range Rover just before 6 a.m. at the valet entrance of the Bellagio resort on the Las Vegas Strip. Walker was found a little more than an hour later robbed and unconscious on a side street off the Strip. Police have said Walker was hospitalized for two days with facial injuries and a concussion. He told investigators about $3,000 in cash and $100,000 worth of jewelry had been stolen. Thomas was arrested a month later while he was free on $200,000 bail in a pandering, kidnapping, child abuse and statutory sexual seduction case in Las Vegas. That case is set for trial in May. Thomas has five prior felony convictions dating back to 1987 in California's Alameda County. Charges include cocaine possession, assault with a firearm, being an ex-felon in possession of a firearm and possession of cocaine base for sale, according to court records. $3,000 in cash and $100,000 in jewelry? IMO you're almost asking to be robbed if you're wearing $100,000 in jewelry.

Link Updated: April 9, 2010, 10:15 PM ET Witness takes blame ORLANDO, Fla. -- A witness has taken responsibility for tossing a glass at a woman at an Orlando nightclub, according to the lawyer for Pittsburgh Steelers receiver Santonio Holmes who was first accused of attacking the woman. An investigator tracked down the witness, who gave a sworn statement saying he threw the glass because the woman was attacking Holmes, Adam Swickle said Friday. Swickle did not identify the witness, but said it was the first person the woman's friends told police threw the glass. "This is extortion in its purest form," Swickle said. Anshonae Mills filed a lawsuit last month claiming Holmes threw a glass at her, cutting her above the eye. In the lawsuit, she said Holmes and a police officer intimidated her so she wouldn't press charges. Mills changed her mind, and the case has been reopened by the Orlando police. Cool to see that one less idiotic gold digger doesn't make a dime. Link What might have been the factors that caused District Attorney Fred Bright to conclude that there was no case against Roethlisberger? Although the precise reasoning behind Bright's decision not to file charges will not be known until his news conference on Monday, it is certain that he analyzed the evidence gathered by the police on at least three key issues: the accuser's veracity, the accuser's drinking the night of the alleged assault and the accuser's injuries. To determine her veracity, the police no doubt checked every detail of the accuser's story in interrogations of her friends and others who were in the tavern. They also examined the cramped bathroom and reviewed other circumstantial evidence to determine whether it was consistent with the accuser's story. The police and the prosecutor reviewed the records of the accuser's visit to the emergency room immediately after the incident, looking for indications of intoxication and checking on the accuser's claims of injury. Any evidence that contradicted the accuser's story or showed that she was intoxicated would push the prosecutor toward his conclusion that there is not enough evidence to charge Roethlisberger. Looks like her story doesn't add up.

Jim Kelly, Steve Tasker, Thurman Thomas and I think Reuben Brown still live in Buffalo. Those are the only guys I can think of off the top of my head. If the level of competition in the AFCE scares coaches away then they're coaches I wouldn't want in the first place. Any coach who isn't excited by the challenge of facing off against very good teams is a guy that shouldn't be coaching, JMO.

I wouldn't cry if Jerry "I have no idea what team means" Jones was in the bottom of the rubble.

If anything it will make teams trade in front of the Bills to get him. That might be what they want to happen so that a guy they rate highly might slip to them. If another team thinks the Bills interest is serious they probably wouldn't contact them.

Somebody here posted an interview with a scout who said Saffold can flat out play. I had been thinking of changing that pick but after that I decided to keep him there. He's a legitimate 2nd round pick and he'll be long gone by the 4th round, JMO.

One more thing, if the Bills are the team trying to get into the top three it's most likely for Okung, JMO.

Agreed, I think the Bills can find a RB after the third round that would be a good complement to FJ. I have them taking Chris Brown in the draft. Supposedly his stock dropped due the combine. Before that he was expected to go a lot higher in the draft. I think he's gonna be very good. Getting rid of Lynch now for anything is better than losing him for a year and getting nothing. JMO

Can fans see it too? This wouldn't be a bad idea. Nolan Nawrocki believes he can play anywhere on a 3-4 or 4-3 line. He showed up at the combine at 266 pounds but has played at 280. Great DE's are hard to find. He's not a sack machine, most 3-4 DE's aren't, but he's a run stuffer and can open up lanes for the OLB's. IMO, it would be silly to pass him up. The Bills have the most complete scouting information on this guy so if they take him I'll be very sure they know what they're doing.

Or Derrick Morgan. I learned a hard lesson with my Losman jersey. Only buy jerseys of guys who are retired or soon will be, JMO.

It's good you're cool about it. We all make mestikes.

The "Ralph is dead" rumor is just one example. Writers are trusted because they have journalism degrees and know how to ferret out information and verify it before publishing it. If I see Jim Kelly and someone at wherever I could be mistaken about either of them. (a.k.a George Seifert at the airport) At the rate you seem to go through it I think the well is danger of running dry. What he said.

Linky Victim Says Flatulence Fetish Led to Sexual Assault Posted: Updated: NEWS 9 OKLAHOMA CITY -- An Oklahoma City man says his fetish is what led to him being raped. The man, identified as a 27-year-old who suffers from autism, said he has a fetish for flatulence, or farts. The victim told police he likes "the sound and smell of farts." He added he was lonely and just wanted to make friends. This led him online where he ended up exchanging phone numbers and text messages with another man, who the victim said is responsible for raping him. The victim said the two met on the Web site AIRG.com back in January. According to the police report, the victim said the suspect, who's name police are withholding, sent him hundreds of explicit text messages. On February 27, the victim and the suspect met in person at the suspect's house. The victim said he thought he was going over to the suspect's house to "enjoy the suspect's farts." I reiterate.