Steely Dan

Rfeynman took the candy shaking it over 5 wides head like a dog biscuit. 5 wide cried harder when the candy was thrown into the school for numbskulls. Being well acquainted with the school 5 wide...

Ronnie Harmon anyone?

He picked up the bike in disgust and told 5 wide to teach himself how to ride a damn bike. 5 wide lay down in the road crying and pounding his fists on the pavement when...

That's why motels were invented and why you tell her to start taking a shower afterward. Then you tell her you'll be in in a minute and then run out the door while she's stepping into the shower.

Now they want to charge FOR USING THE POTTY!!! (CNN) -- Fresh on the heels of one budget airline announcing that it will ask passengers to pay extra to bring carry-on bags on board, another is considering charging them for using the lavatory. Ryanair, which is based in Dublin, Ireland, and bills itself as "Europe's first and largest low fares airline," is mulling a plan that would require travelers to pay either 1 euro or 1 British pound (about $1.33 or $1.52) for using the bathroom on flights lasting one hour or less. The plan, titled "Ryanair Cost Saving Proposal," was published in the airline's inflight magazine.

The one request from the TV Station that used all caps for certain words was a little unprofessional IMO. However, it should have never gotten that far. The Saints should have immediately given them the information and a statement of what they plan to do for the displaced fans. This is not good for the Saints. It makes them appear petty and uncaring about those fans. JMO As far as I know the Bills haven't totally cut off WGR. I'm assuming they still send them press releases.

I've heard that.

I'd like to have heard how good these guys were at the actual game. Get some really good players in there and see what happens. JMO If they said how good these guys were at the game then I missed it.

Link Nawrocki has him going at the end of round 2. If he's there in the fourth I'd go for him.

What they said!

I'd like a little of all of them. If I had to choose one I'd take #1. Decker probably won't still be around in the 4th. I'm not familiar with Udofia.

and into the arms of David Hasselhoff. They skipped through the corridors screaming Kit! Kit! Where are you Kit! It was then that...

shower the other day and he now understood why. He looked longingly at the bars and it reminded him of when his parents would stuff him into the basement drain so they could go out drinking. Beerball turned to him and said...

John Wawrow. He quickly scans the room for the blankets and a light fixture capable of supporting his weight. He then begins to tie the sheets into rope...

I say sign him and make him and Lynch a package deal for Oakland or the Bengals.

Nolan Nawrocki has a problem with his accuracy on the deep throws. I'd say pass.

I was wondering that myself.

Wawrow fancied himself a Hunter S. Thompson type writer but it was only in his dreams. Every time he'd write something he'd re-read it and then drink heavily because getting drunk might make him more like Hunter S.. Unfortunately, it only made his writing worse. Which was very hard to do.

Thanks, that was interesting. In all of my Bills mock drafts I haven't gotten a single one right. I like the idea of getting credit for a team taking a player even if it's not the place they thought they'd take them. I'd like to see how these guys did in predicting the rounds each player would be taken in too. The professional draftniks seem to spend more time on the players and almost no time studying the teams. I think that accounts for a lot of the mistakes.

Link Name: Walter Mendenhall (Transfer from Illinois) College: Illinois State Number: 39 Height: 6-0 Weight: 225 Position: RB Pos2: LB Class/Draft Year: rSr/2009 40 Time: 4.67 40 Low: 4.56 40 High: 4.80 Projected Round: Stock: High: Shot late Low: FA Rated number 52 out of 145 RB's / 2492 TOTAL Draft Scout Walter Mendenhall News 08/22/09 - RB Walter Mendenhall, waived by the Colts on Aug. 18, was re-signed. He is an undrafted rookie out of Illinois State. 08/18/09 - RB Walter Mendenhall was released by the Colts. An undrafted rookie from Illinois State, he was signed last week. 08/13/09 - RB Walter Mendenhall signed with the Colts. An undrafted rookie from Illinois State, he was waived by the Eagles in June. 06/19/09 - RB Walter Mendenhall, an undrafted rookie from Illinois State, was waived by the Eagles. 04/27/09 - The Eagles added to their roster Monday, signing nine rookie free agents. Walter Mendenhall...Transferred from Illinois after spending four years with the Illini. In his one season at Illinois State, rushed for 796 yards and 11 touchdowns on 126 carries (6.3 avg in 2008). Earned academic All-Conference honors with a 3.2 GPA at Niles West high school in Skokie, Ill., where he finished his career with over 3,600 all-purpose yards. His younger brother, Rashard, played collegiately at Illinois and was a first round draft pick of the Steelers in 2008. Born 1/22/86. - Philadelphiaeagles.com Draft Scout Snapshot: 2008 Preseason: Transferring from Illinois to Illinois State for 2008 season...2007: 13 GP; 0 GS; Rush: 4-57-14.2-0; KR: 2-18-9-0. 2006: 8 GP; 0 GS; Rush: 2-5-2.5-0; 0 Sol-2 TT; Played in eight games, primarily on special teams … Logged five snaps at running back …Had two carries for five yards in the season opener against Eastern Illinois … Also recorded two special teams tackles … Academic All-Big Ten...2005: 10 GP; 0 GS; 6 Sol-9 TT, 1 FF; Played in 10 games on special teams and five at linebacker ... 2004: Redshirted ... Named the team's Offensive Scout Team Player of the Year…Younger brother, Rashard, was a member of the Fighting Illini team and 2008 1st round draft choice. Walter Mendenhall highlights; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuRboJGfrD0...feature=related

He's old but he's still got his speed.

Barry backed up TT.

It seems Ms. Klum and Ms. Johansson had beaten the ever living crap out of the two because they hate jerks and the boys were drinking to forget.

Exactly, I also think some QB's could be stars but are drafted to teams that don't know how to coach and/or use them. By the time someone figures out something for them it may be too late because their confidence is shot. That's the problem this time of year. What means what? Somebody recently linked a conversation that a radio station had with Chansaw and he had negative things to say about Tebow. This time of year that can mean that he's telling the truth and doesn't care who knows they have serious doubts about him or that he's bluffing. IIRC, most of the Bills first round picks have never been mentioned much by them before the draft. I also can't remember too many of them who were brought in for interviews before the draft. It seems to me that inviting guys in is a sign they don't want them and anyone they ignore is a sign they want him. Other teams might know that though and so they'll bring a guy in they want to make other teams think they don't want them. It gets confusing.

Wow, that's cold.