i wonder how many of his conversations that day started with, "chuchill downs is ok and this mint julep ain't bad, but you really need to try 'the thurmanator' burger at 34 rush in batavia downs."
personally, i'd like to believe tuel is the love child of joe montana, tom brady and just a dash of randall cunningham.
never be deceived by what you would like to believe.
the last thing this team needs is some baguette-toting frenchy on its roster. he'll probably go on strike if they don't supply cigarettes and frog legs in the locker room. communist.
it's called synergy. the low quality of the food and drink pairs perfectly with the low quality football being executed on the field.
once the bills win the super bowl, they'll start selling 2009 chateau margaux's by the balthazar.
unfortunately, it looks like you'll need to stitch a "w" back on that "hitner" jersey you bought:
http://deadspin.com/donte-whitner-changing-name-to-hitner-which-is-close-1440349650/1570006620/+barryap
is it too soon to discuss the 2033 draft? i have my eye on a couple infants with huge hand size. could really make a difference in those swirling ralph wilson jr. stadium winds.