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  1. DC Tom
    I know. PETA's been pushing the "companion animal" bull#### for more than 15 years now. I've eaten a lot of "companion cheeseburgers" because of it.
  2. DC Tom
    To be fair, if Jesus showed up and walked on water these days, he's far more likely to be crucified again than elected president.
  3. DC Tom
    That what California requires you to wear when you're licensing your pet fish?
  4. DC Tom
    It's good thing you had them shipped out of state. Python-skinned boots are known to cause cancer in the state of California, so if you got them in, say, Nevada, you should be cancer free...
  5. DC Tom
    Don't forget to wear your white sheet and MAGA hat while you wait, you racist. [/#BlackLivesMatter]
  6. DC Tom
    "85 bears steel curtain of the 70s?" ?
  7. DC Tom
    Good old Ed Hochuli...retired, but still ***** up calls through his progeny.
  8. DC Tom
    Sadly, I'm still bound by my commitment to call people with less than 250 posts "idiots," even though I just find out today that the mods cheated me on that agreement gruesomely. So all I can say about this thread right now is that I'm just excited to be a part of it...
  9. DC Tom
    Actually, a cult would be actively trying to bring about the End of Days. Say, by running candidate that have no chance of beating Trump... ...oh, never mind.
  10. DC Tom
    Yes, I know, my 155mm howitzer is for home defense use, but it would irresponsible to not occasionally test fire it...
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  12. DC Tom
    Some Kurdish leader was on the radio this morning saying how the Kurds would never trust the US again. And all I could think was "Well, that only took 60 years..."
  13. DC Tom
    Of course it does. Did anyone ever truly believe the House of Windsor wanted to be subordinate to a bunch of bureaucrats in Belgium?
  14. DC Tom
    This is why I don't leave the house unarmed anymore. If that were my wife, I would have killed the guy on the spot.
  15. DC Tom
    I believe if @Tiberius were reading this, he'd be calling it "whataboutism!!!!!" You ***** twerp.
  16. DC Tom
    So you mean someone could have signed up in 2000, only posts 10 times a year since, and I have to wait until 2025 to call them an idiot? Damn...I really got hosed on this agreement. Who's the idiot now?
  17. DC Tom
    ***** off. She's mine. You can't have her.
  18. DC Tom
    People are complaining now that Trump called Giuliani a "legendary crime-buster?" Giuliani's the guy who successfully RICO'd the Five Families. Whatever he's done since...yes, that makes him ***** legendary.
  19. DC Tom
    You're an idiot.
  20. DC Tom
    If we do go 18-1, do we get to call it an "undefeated season" like New England does?
  21. DC Tom
    Couldn't tell you, I can't read the article. But if people don't want to get shot, they should erect paywalls around their property, 'cause ain't nothin' getting through that *****.
  22. DC Tom
    You shouldn't. You provided accurate and timely medical information. But if it makes you feel any better, I can call you an idiot. @Sundancer Here you go. Keep defending this hill.
  23. DC Tom
    You joke, but... https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/understanding-mononucleosis-causes
  24. DC Tom
    Destroy his psyche, make him even more mistake-prone and unsure of himself going into an away game against the #3 defense in the league. Again...the only reason that makes sense is that the Dolphins franchise wants to kill him.
  25. DC Tom
    Not as good as New England teams sucking, but still makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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