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DC Tom

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  1. Now imagine having a single cluster headache constantly. Not just "four times a day," but once a day...all day, every day.
  2. *****, no. I'm not that stupid.
  3. So what? I'm offering a billion dollar reward. Doesn't matter. Police won't arrest him anyway, so no one will ever collect.
  4. You are a blithering idiot.
  5. It's posts like these that make me realize I'm one lucky son of a B word. My wife is older, and more attractive. And no, she's not looking over my shoulder right now.
  6. I should call myself racist because you're racist? Ohhhh-kay. It was your dog-whistle, chump. Hell, it's your party that invented the concept of "dog whistle." Whine to your party intelligentsia about it, not me. https://newsone.com/3785854/stereotype-black-people-articulate-obama-cleveland-councilman-kevin-conwell/
  7. Germans. Only thing in history they named that didn't have a six-consonant cluster in it somewhere.
  8. That's purposely ironic, right? An anti-drug video you can only watch if you're on massive amounts of controlled substances?
  9. None. They all get moved to another folder. There are 15,692 unread emails in that folder.
  10. You've probably never lived with the level of pain she had to deal with. This isn't eye strain. Imagine having hydrogen peroxide dripped in to your eyes, all day, every day, for the rest of your life. Attributing "rational" reactions to that level of pain is nonsense. I may do it. Not 15 years ago...but as I get older, my eyes are getting so much worse that I'm having to start considering the 1 in 1000 chance of LASIK complications against the much higher chance that I'll have to go on disability within the next 10 years. But if I do choose that, I'll be fully cognizant of the risks. Like anything...risk is involved, and you shouldn't blindly (so to speak) assume it's a panacea.
  11. Low bar. I've freed more slaves than Lincoln.
  12. "I'm only comparing him to the current guy" was exactly the defense people used when they were called racist for saying Barack Obama was "well-spoken." Your party set the standard that "well spoken" is a racist dog whistle. So by that standard shall ye be judged. Own it, you hypocritical moron.
  13. Your "Custodian of Western Civilization" in action, ladies and gents. Let's give The_Dude a great big round of applause. Pretty sure the history books will label "I'm voting for the person that lets me get high" as the moment the Great American Experiment failed.
  14. That just made me realize...Ocasio-Cortez is going to give someone an endorsement. People are going to ask her for an endorsement. And she will give it. The media will actively seek her out to endorse someone...and she will. This *****'s going to need calliope music.
  15. The thread is about "idiotic women." We're still on topic.
  16. This is you...defending yourself?
  17. It will be...but it shouldn't be. It's pretty unambiguous. State constitutions might be a different matter. The states don't even have to hold elections for president, theoretically. A state legislature could pass a law saying the governor appoints electors directly as he sees fit. They could appoint electors according to the results of a state-wide ping-pong tournament, if they wanted to, and it would be legal under the Constitution.
  18. He probably dot's the 'i' in "Leslie" with little hearts or smiley faces or something, too.
  19. 3) Didn't patronize and demean the entire middle and working class. But honestly, that probably falls under "not Hillary." Shouldn't. Article 2, Section 1 says: "Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors..." The states have exclusive rights as to how their electors are apportioned...so if the Colorado legislature wants to give a big "***** you" to all the residents of Colorado and have California and New York determine their Electoral College representation, they're well within their rights.
  20. Not literally everyone. Just...y'know...primarily everyone.
  21. Yes, moron, you did.
  22. Seriously. "Beto." "Beto O'Rourke." And I thought "Mitt Romney" was silly. I'm starting a birther conspiracy that Beto O'Rourke is actually Nigerian. Speaking of ridiculous names. "Jay Insley" somehow sounds more ridiculous than a grown man going by "Scoop Jackson." (Though neither is as ridiculous as "Scooter Libby.")
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