DC Tom

Yeah, sure...if the shawl was at the scene of the crime, which nobody can demonstrate. And if chain of custody was maintained, which nobody can demonstrate. And if it hasn't been handled by anyone since the murder, when it's been handled by hundreds of people. But I'm sure a disorganized paranoid schizophrenic wrote the "From Hell" letter and included part of Eddowes' kidney with it. Oh, wait...it's an article in The Sun. That all but proves Kominski's innocence.

Dan Snyder.

About twenty minutes after Trump reads this.

Arriving "en masse." Unless you're referring to them going to church. Which I believe they were doing before the Civil War.

For example: caterpillars mating with Justin Trudeau's forehead.

Goddamn MAGA-hat-wearing international white nationalist Trump supporting Greenpeace founders.

No, it's going to be used to simulate and virtually test new nuclear weapons designs. That's probably what "extreme-scale cosmological simulations" means, in fact. Same equations govern stellar cores and nuclear warheads.

"Greg Craig?" What kind of a made-up bull#### name is that? Are pre-schoolers writing this conspiracy theory now?

Trump's fault, for pulling out of the Paris accord and nullifying it for everyone. [/AOC, probably]

Yep. I figured somebody retconned him out of Wikipedia and Google picked it up (just because those search results across the top always look like Wikipedia links). But really didn't care enough to dig in to it. Reminder: Wikipedia is not a primary source. Or secondary source. Or any kind of source. Any halfwit can change it, and the editors believe it's only true if it can be sourced on the internet.

Google manages search results, not data. Most likely he was removed from somewhere else, and search results just reflect that.

I think it's pretty clear that, as a racist leftist, he's a Dixiecrat.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it, just that it was funny.

"A bad thing happened and I don't want to understand why!" This is why you're an idiot.

I just checked, they're not in mine. You need better textbooks.

SNL reruns episode. Trump reruns criticism of SNL. CNN reruns opinion piece criticizing Trump criticizing SNL.

Anyone with a memory stretching back longer would remember Clinton sponsored the anti-Dubai Ports World "keep the sand n*****s out of our ports" legislation. She's always been a piece of work.

Now Trump LED the "crusade?"

Not just a terrible term, a made-up one. No one ever uses that phrase.

How do you know he hero-worshipped Nazis if you didn't read his manifesto? Or, for that matter, Mein Kampf?

But it's not free standing, because the ocean holds it up...

"Free-standing mountain?" As opposed to those held up with buttresses and cable stays?

That would be interesting...even slightly scary, since that would mean that the FTC created a criminal statute by decree. And after an admittedly brief googling, it doesn't look like that would be the case. A violation of an FTC decree is a civil violation, according to the FTC's web site.

So what's rape? Or child abuse?

Just someone defending themselves against international white nationalism.