DC Tom

He's awful. The man isn't even human.

Micro-nukes or nanothermite? Wood fire can't melt stone!

Doesn't this belong in the Deep State thread?

My man cave is a completely separate 300 square foot outbuilding workshop. It ain't a man cave if it doesn't have power tools. And no, you can't see pictures. It's classified.

I think it might be time to consider the possibility that Cher has the brains of an apricot.

No, I did not. I'm trying to resolve it with my usual constructively disparaging insults. I may have to face facts that, after all this time, I've imbued "You're an idiot" with too much multifaceted contextualized subtlety. What is the world coming to when I call someone an idiot, and they have no idea what I mean?

Look, I understand it's your mission in life to receive one of my benedictions of "You're an idiot." But you're trying too damn hard. It'll never happen unless you let it happen naturally. Don't try to force me to call you an idiot with nonsense like the above.

Will somebody explain to @Ice bowl 67 the meaning of being called an idiot by me?

Whiskey Golf Alpha Foxtrot.

You're an idiot. I mean, you weren't before. But this post... Tell ya what, let's make an agreement: you can hang around here all you want, as long as you don't post stupid ***** like above. Deal?

Or "all intensive porpoises."

If you can think of a more substantive justification, I'm all for it. That's the best I've got.

Old news. I remember reading about that about ten years ago. If I don't complain about Omar much, it's because she's representing the constituency that elected her. What's interesting, though, is that as a Somali immigrant elected by a community that sees significant recruitment for Somali terrorists, you can almost certainly tie her campaign to terrorism. What? I made a joke that it was the balcony that was alleged, not the "throwing off of," and you get all pissy because you're too moronic to get it and think I'm correcting your spelling?

Because asking those questions is homophobic, so shut up!

He's got ties to NAMBLA, too...

That's what he thinks.

Because everyone's a tax accountant qualified to spot tax fraud. Jesus, that's stupid.

Alleged balcony.

Makes sense. He's got his head not just up his own ass, but everyone else's too.

If there is, it's evidence of fascism and Trump using the DOJ for political purposes. IMPEACH! It's a conspiracy theory. Any data that contradicts the "Trump colluded with Russia, obstructed justice, and is a Nazi" result will be made to confirm the theory in some way.

It's going to be great for the Dems. The lack of evidence that Trump did anything, and the redactions by Barr, will be conclusive proof of obstruction of justice.

My 2020 running mate...

Jesus, Congress was racist back then.

Tell him there's another busload of migrants waiting for him back in Mexico.

No, the best line ever written is "You're so vain you probably think this song is about you."