Jon in Pasadena

"How old were you when you first got horny?"

Naw, you're thinking of Charlotte A. Cavatica. Or possibly Charlotte Brontë.

I really hate foreting things. Especially "g"s But seriously, if you're correct and Beane shoots his wad for ???? QB this year, then I really hope like hell that our current scouting/talent evaluation staff is much better than anything we've had for the last 30-odd years. 'Cause the regimes since then have really sucked at it. (Both ways: missing out on solid talent and jumping on duds.)

I hope you mean you'd save up for a year or two before trying this trick, rather than just using a single day's proceeds. Because as horrific as it would be to have to do even a single "$1.00 chick", imagining the prospect of doing 188,000,000 of them completely burnt out the horror centers of my brain.

I'm not the hugest Watkins fan, but I note that on Woods's 33-yd TD Sammy totally murdered the CB lined up opposite him (knocked him on his *ss) then got downfield and got just enough of the safety to wreck his balance and let Woods sprint past. Gotta give him props for that.

That makes Mario Williams for John Skelton look like pure genius.

I know the movie very well... but I think the analogy makes Patton = Gavin in VA Beach.

Cam is not coming. He's not even breathing hard. But seriously. No friggin' way.

If Beane's the magnificent bastard, wouldn't that make him Erwin Rommel?

"Please, Br'er Fox, PLEASE don't fling me in dat Super Bowl contender!"

At the point when the game was tied 20-20 I stopped by a random Orange County bar I'd never been to before, walk in just in time to see TB score to make it 27-20. I'm thinking "!@#$!!!" Then I see the owner behind the bar is wearing a Bills shirt; I order a beer and we chat about where we grew up. It felt like a sign from above, and though it was totally irrational, I just knew some way, some how we'd pull out the W. I'm not at all superstitious, but that was weird.

They are pretty tasty.

Oh. So that's what a Dolphin's blow-hole is for.

I can't believe he messed up the quotation: "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Buggalo Bills?

Or even stand upright.

106.7 = Tyrod "KROQ" Taylor

Nah, only about 2,000 of Tom's posts are troll posts. The other 60,000 are calling people idiots.

Way to recycle!

Talk about trusting your receiver...

KC can go 1-15. Their (our) #1 pick will still be just fine to grab a QB. :-)

So... Bills win the Super Bowl in the year 2,000,017 AD. Awesome. I'll book my hotel reservations now for Ceres, or wherever they're playing it then...