It's like the old Taxi episode where Tony gets a mushy apple out of the vending machine. He asks John why the apples are always mushy. The response is that good apples are put in the machine, but they get mushy by the time they're to the front of the machine. "So, all we have to do is eat the mushy apples quickly & we'll get to the good apples, right?" "No, because the vendor will think we LIKE mushy apples and will stock the machine w/ mushy ones." "So, how do we get fresh apples?" "We don't."
"So, how do we get a good football team?" "We don't."