You're complaining about Storm Duck? I bet you would have hated Bronko Nagurski back in the day. Personally, I was hoping Rachad Wildgoose was going to stick with us just for the name.
Some creatures only live for a day. I'd like to think they'd make the most of it, but most of them probably spend it posting non-sense on a football team's message board.
Asks Google how cold it will be late afternoon Nov. 17th in Buffalo. Projected 43 degrees in the day, 32 at night.
Asks Google, is 40 degrees cold enough to shatter Xavier Worthy? Refuses to answer and talks about his combine time.
I doubt it's Taylor Swift level, but that ought to be worth at least some zebra affection. I don't think the NFL is wrestling, but it definitely don't hurt.