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Shamrock

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  1. There was this... http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/hostages_confess_un_australian_activities/
  2. Teaching 101. Don't have sex with minors. Teaching 201. These minors aren't the underground workers, that would be miners. Teaching 301. Guest presenter, Mr Bill Clinton. what it means to not have sex, but to actually have sex and keep your job.
  3. How is Ozzy Osbourne still upright!
  4. Sorry, your comment reminds me of this joke... Two good 'Ol boys go hunting bear. The trip takes them into the wilderness. The talk along the way about how they're going to kill the bear and where they're going to mount his head. They park the car and off they trek. After some time they set a trap and wait. Just as they were getting bored of waiting, one of them gets a tap on the shoulder. He turns and behind him in a giant grizzly bear. He explains to them, as well as a talking bear can, that it's his forest and they have 2 options. He can tear them apart now and the next time someone sees them will be as scat. Or, they can bend over that log, as he points to a log and let the bear bugger 'em. On the way back to their homes they plot their revenge on the bear, embarrased by what the Bears done to them. The next weekend they load up, more guns and stake out the bear. Unfortunately, one of them gets a tap on the shoulder. It's the bear again. He tells them the options once more. Driving back home, trying to avoid every bump, they plot their ultimate revenge and fearing that if they don't get this bear, the story will get out about, the unfortunate option they've taken. So, with an Arsenal of wide and ranging weapons and weapon types they head out. After several hours of setting up they wait and wait. Then, there's a tap tap on a shoulder. "Crap!" they both sigh. Both men turn. The bear standing there rears up, points to the log and says "you boys don't come here for the hunting, do you?" I heard that 1st by a mate who's a Doc who was the Doc fo the weightlifters, he'd have a new one almost daily.
  5. I tease Kirsty from my gym that she's the spitting image of Lagertha. Check out Facebook, Perfitly Dunn. She's Scottish as well, so unintended there's more than a coincidence!
  6. Oh good, I thought you were about to say a great horse, a falcon at your breast, the wind in your hair...
  7. Damn, I knew Zoloft doesn't have any HGH properties
  8. It's been a long time since we studied Genetics, but there's Swyer Syndrome (spelling), and there's a male equivalent and I remember them wanting to test, I think the East German athletes, thus pre Bills Bowls for Barr bodies, too lazy to google Tom.
  9. The NFL are going to make women interview minority candidates, what are they, the Taliban?
  10. 24. Well it was 23 but McKeller was spelt by me with an a. Got the backs. Remembered Armour in a game against the Browns in maybe Belichicks last season with them, rain and mud. Darrick Holmes. Big Cardwell Gardner. Guessed a bit on guys like Jamie Meuller, Didn't Quinn Early have the longest reception by a Bill? Remembered the Fina TD too, was that his rookie year?
  11. 1. We draft a corner 2. We take a DE in the 2nd not from the SEC, when one was available from the SEC 3. We trade with Dallas to reach for a player we could have stood still in the draft for.
  12. Robert Smith is probably a good guide for retirement for backs and that was in 2000 having had a monster year too.
  13. Bills trade Mario to Eagles for Bennie Logan...
  14. Anyone monitoring Hernandes' phone or mail chatter.
  15. Wan't "Jesse" the sitcom with Christina Applegate set in Buffalo? ...ok, I'll google!
  16. I took the kids to Soverign Hill today and ran into a fellow Bills fan who's out visiting Oz from Amherst. Thought it pretty cool, especially after a win. G'day John, enjoy your trip.
  17. May he now rest at Hammersmith. I got into Motörhead from seeing them in the Young Ones. "I didn't have a really important life. At least it was funny!"
  18. I loved Reggie's hump movie better as nothing was more cooler than him launching guys on their butts with one arm. (he actually used their own momentum against them to make it look like it was his arm but still awesome nonetheless. The hump was put to good effect in the 96 Super Bowl, was it Bruce Armstrong he just threw out of the way for back to back sacks on Bledsoe?
  19. Collingwood FC in the AFL after the drought and so many runner ups was Huge.
  20. Lovchev did this on a 3rd, jumping like 15kg from memory from 2nd attempt. I think he's the heir apparent to the great Leonid Taranenko and the all time record, Olympics perhaps. He also snatched 211 & went 6-6 in competition. Actually, his 242 looked harder!
  21. He once worked as a stone mason in a Thai monastery making a little pocket money by gambling, on himself in, illegal stick fighting.
  22. Western Bulldogs in the Australian League, 1 premiership win, 1954. Melbourne and St. Kilda clubs both last won a title in the 60's.
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