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That kinda spoils my plan to get drunk and steal one for my lawn.

One captain. Period. Joshua Allen.

As someone just released from prison, I can confidently say you have no idea what butt hurt is actually like.

YES!! That’s exactly what I wanted! And for the pre-game introductions, they should run out of a huge urinal trough.

C’mon! The negativity ain’t gonna write itself!

Makes sense, because now that they signed Poyer, they are apparently going 8-8 from what I read here.

Billy Joe Hobart? The article was written by Jack Horrigan, who shortly afterward became PR Manager for the Bills.

Don’t judge me for my ball shaving technique!!!

I love that ball so much, it just needs one hole - if you get my drift.

Probably the cut I got shaving my nuts was the one I liked the least.

Well, I left my old girlfriend 25 years ago, but that doesn’t mean I stopped sending her dic pics.

Going to Panthers = falling off face of Earth

Poyer will start the second half of the second game after Hamlin and Bishop run into each other and put themselves in concussion protocol. You heard it here first.

Retatta Tempo Ford Taurus Ralph is cheap ex-Panther signings George Siefert at the airport These are Wall of Fame bits that will never die. Fight me.

Why is no one calling him out for saying Butkus was a tight end? That’s much, much worse than calling Swift a weirdo.

I see nothing wrong with any of this.

Also, I thoroughly enjoyed referring to the 7 months pregnant wife as being “knocked up”.

I’m trying to get updates on cuts, and you idiots are prattling on about nothing like a buncha old ladies. Now, all will be forgiven if I can get a decent recipe for retatta from one of you old biddies.

Bass is perfect for this team. If he was too reliable, McDermott would be kicking figgies left and right. This way, he’s more likely to go for it on 4th down. Thanks Bass! 👍

I know a turd when I see one. Don’t deny me my freak out.

What a sissy. Water with your booze?? I drink my White Claws straight up. I’m a man.

After the Giants made themselves look spectacularly stupid last year, I think the Bills were determined to lay down some boundaries on what would be allowed. McDermott’s office is off-limits and I’m sure they drilled the players about what to say and who will be allowed to have a voice. It makes for less than riveting viewing, but the Bills like a drama-free environment, as evidenced by paying a huge price to not have Diggs around last year.

Thank you Artie Baby Boo Boo. You made the 90s Super Bowl era more fun.

When did Miami pick up Elam? Trade?