TheMadCap

first thing you should do when flying: turn that lousy air blower thingie OFF. Nasty recycled, germ-ladden air...

wow, great pictures Jack. I even snuck into one or two...

We were on the 8th row of that section. Yeah, we were LOUD the entire game...

Well, we got really quiet on offense, as you should do. And Stroud was definitely loving the noise we were bringing yesterday...

Everyone in my section (except those too drunk) stood most of the game. Mainly because the seats were soaked! No one seemed to mind or complain. I would definitely sit down (and did in the second half somewhat) if someone couldn't see or asked me to do so...

Yes (the second part), they were all murdered by the revolutionaries...

bummer...

We were in college genetics and the professor had a diagram of the Romanov family tree up. You probably all have had this lesson in inherited hemophilia, which the youngest son had. Anyways, the chart had the birthday and date of death on it for each family member, and this really dumb girl raises her hand and asks, "How come they all died the same day?" Also, as many of you know, when the mearest mention of the "s" word is uttered in the South, these people freak out and for some unknown reason go and buy up milk and bread. So I am buying gas at this little country store in this little sh---splat town in NC called Wilson, and the guy in front of me in line says to his friend, NO KIDDING: "I got this ice stuff figured out Fred, you got to start out slow and build your speed up"...

Good job buddy!

Info and I will be at the game...

The second Dr. Doom article claims that the AVERAGE american househould has around 9,800 dollars in credit card debit. Can that be right??? Do people really have that much debt on a CC?????

Good question Rock. Don't know, but someone here will. I do know that NFLN games of the Deadskins are blocked out here, and shown only on the local channel. So instead of getting the Bills announcers for the second half of the game, I got Theesman and "MIKE PATRICK!!!!!" all night. Depends on whether the decision is the NFL's or local...

only when Theesman is talking about the Redskins...

File this one in the "Might have given half a sh-- about 10 years ago" file...

OMG NO DOUBT. These two were doing the Bills-Skins game last week and were just awful. Of course, had I been a Foreskins fan, I would have probably appreciated it a bit more...

I don't know man, I kind of think he did ONE decent movie and the rest were just kind of.....meh...

I need two general parking spaces please...

thanks!

They both look pretty friggin gay to me. That first one looks like Obama's add for what our collective !@#$s will look like by 2010...

Too bad it was ruined by the jerking off of Theesman and Patrick. Oh, and just about the whole BIlls team...

Consider yourself lucky. Imagine how awful watching this game would be if you had to listen to Theesman and Patrick rim the Redskins all night like I did. Not even trying to be objective...

Fixed it for you...

Just got back from there and I have to say that honestly we had a much better time on the US side than the cheap (not so cheap) county fair atmosphere in Canadia...

You violated his Fargin rights!!!! Love this thread, very entertaining...

Nice Tom! Here's a favorite of mine: You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking. And after a while, you can work on points for style Like the club tie, and the firm handshake A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to So that when they turn their backs on you You'll get the chance to put the knife in. You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you get older And in the end you'll pack up, fly down south Hide your head in the sand Just another sad old man All alone and dying of cancer. And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone And it's too late to loose the weight you used to need to throw around So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone Dragged down by the stone. I gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise If I don't stand my own ground, how can I find my way out of this maze? Deaf, dumb, and blind, you just keep on pretending That everyone's expendable and no-one has a real friend And it seems to you the thing to do would be to isolate the winner And everythings done under the sun And you believe at heart, everyone's a killer. Who was born in a house full of pain Who was trained not to spit in the fan Who was told what to do by the man Who was broken by trained personnel Who was fitted with collar and chain Who was given a pat on the back Who was breaking away from the pack Who was only a stranger at home Who was ground down in the end Who was found dead on the phone Who was dragged down by the stone. Dogs by Pink Floyd