Ralonzo

Glengooly Blue will do that!

Local ad suites inbound. Halftime is 🤮 so off to sweat pipes or something more entertaining hah, the Planters one was alright

7:53 - mcconaghey for sales force, dressed as a Nassau Astro nut - Larry David gets a time machine and wrecks everything for FTX r something - a reminder that the NFL is going to try to soak you for Thursday games next year

7:45 - TurboTax took the brown acid for that one - wallbox for people who never licked 9V batteries as a kid and are scared of electricity - “3 million years ago when I was a young boy on a farm in Mississippi” - Morgan Freeman for Turkish Air and/or baths - Mich Ultra Seltzer if you’re comfortable with that sort of thing

Stanford doing Stanford things Edit: autocorrect doing autocorrect things

7:39 - miley t-mobile doing “we are the world” - Uber eats tricking people into eating kitty litter - caesars sports book with lots of mannings, more Manning’s is good - one of the guys from The Mars Volta shaves with Gillette - an ambulance that’s rated r?

Being an Electric SUV I think there is a limit of being able to haul 3 Tonys with it. Maybe 2 if one of them is Fat Tony. 7:33 - Rocket Homes Barbie. Where’s Blackrock Bob with the 50k over ask offer - Disney plus dressing goats in high heels and fishnet stockings, Hey it’s 2022 anything goes right? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cx50_yMMo2s/UW-rpZ5MstI/AAAAAAAABb8/CF16dQFhT5w/s1600/goat+in+boots.jpg - Annual WeatherTech ad

7:21 - mich ultra, bowling, ELO. 2 out of 3 there. And… oh lord that’s not The Jesus - Sopranos motif for a Chevy electric SUV.

This is a public health announcement, don’t click the brown QR code’s! You’ll have a bad trip man! 7:13 - we’re littering Cheetos and animals are chopping them up and snorting lines - more animals but animatronic, I don’t know - Nope? Nope. Nope!

Ramsey Island invaded like it was Guadalcanal

7:03 and let’s sell some things - carvana with a customer of some sort - hologic did a super bowl ad and I still don’t have a clue who they are or what they do - a QR code as a lava lamp for 30 seconds. Coin base, maybe? - nbc self promotion for World Cup of heart attacks

6:57 - Netflix with all the movies I didn’t care about. Although if I knew I’d grow up to be Ryan Reynolds I’d make sure I would have done Deadpool 3 thru 5 by now - heh, pole star with a jab at VW. But it’s another golf cart, and an ugly one at that - avocados are why the romans conquered Central America I guess

6:51 - a dystopia commercial for a dystopian beverage, bud light next, whatever that is - draft kings with Joe Namath driving, hopefully not drunk - Zeus goes golfing and gets a coal-powered bmw

Cinci gambles on cover 1 and gets burned

Whoa a mike who can blow up a run for a loss?

6:44 - English Bruce Campbell starring in Moon Knight - Rakuten who used to be buy.com but decided Rakuten is easier to remember - Etrade with infant help pilots, that should go well - Expedia with not conor mcgregor - Law & Order Elevator Inspectors Unit

That was a Dabollical first series by Cincy

6:39 - paralympics… for toyota - seashells in the Seychelles for squareshells - why does dolly talk like that one anti-smoking ad girl, Teri was it?

Unfortunately yeah. And then there’s the cover of “The Origin Of The Feces”…

I guess if you can't get a boy named Sue, get an end named Danielle.

Would this be a somewhat creepy song today? Let alone 55 years ago...

Draft anyone named Sue