Ralonzo

It occurs to me I don't LAMP enough. SO, from the morning email blast: BY JAY HART Five weeks into the NFL season and quarterback play has been, well, all over the map. We've had good quarterbacks be good, good quarterbacks be bad and bad quarterbacks be good. ‌We've had castoffs light it up, high-priced veterans stink it up and a quarterback controversy (not really, until Dak throws his next INT) emerge in Dallas. So what are we to do? Rank 'em, of course. (And then you email us and tell out how wrong we are. That's how it works). Let's have at it ... ‌ MVP candidates 1. Josh Allen: Only one thing left to bring to Buffalo. 2. Patrick Mahomes: Consistently amazing. 3. Jalen Hurts: So good, even Eagles fans like him. ‌ Elite-ish 4. Lamar Jackson: Playing his way into a monster payday. 5. Tua Tagovailoa: Most unfortunate injury in the league so far this year. 6. Justin Herbert: The Chargers will screw this up somehow. 7. Tom Brady: Playing through just a few distractions 8. Aaron Rodgers: It’s clear he misses Davante Adams … ‌ Really? 9. Geno Smith: Playing better than Russ. 10. Jared Goff: Playing better than Stafford. 11. Jimmy Garoppolo: Playing better than Trey. 12. Cooper Rush: Playing better than Dak. ‌ Underperforming 13. Kirk Cousins: He's been OK, but he does have the Vikings at 4-1. 14. Joe Burrow: He’ll right the ship in Cincy, right? 15. Kyler Murray: There may have been a reason for that study clause. 16. Matthew Stafford: Is he hurting, getting old, or just no time to throw? ‌ Good and bad 17. Trevor Lawrence: When he’s good, he’s good … but there’s too much bad. 18. Ryan Tannehill: Titans fans can’t wait for Malik Willis. 19. Derek Carr: … and other than last night, it’s clear Davante Adams misses Aaron Rodgers. 20. Russell Wilson: Is this what’s left of Russ? 21. Jacoby Brissett: Holding his own until Deshaun Watson returns. 22. Daniel Jones: Brian Daboll is making lemonade out of lemons. ‌ Kissing your cousin 23. Carson Wentz: Numbers aren’t terrible, just makes terrible decisions at the wrong times. 24. Davis Mills: Nope, not it in Houston. 25. Zach Wilson: Still a huge question mark. 26. Marcus Mariota: The only thing keeping Atlanta from going to Desmond Ridder is the Falcons’ tiny window of hope. 27. Jameis Winston: Same as he ever was. ‌ Bad 28. Matt Ryan: Got old real quick. 29. Mac Jones: What the hell happened? 30. Kenny Pickett: No clue yet, but gotta be better than Trubisky. ‌ Really Bad 31. Justin Fields: OK, he wasn’t gawd awful Sunday, but that’s a pretty low bar. 32. Baker Mayfield: Hurting his ankle may have saved him from being benched. Josh: You are correct, sir. Tua: Seems an ideal "Good & Bad" candidate this year. As in, good for one quarter and one nice throw against the Bills, and a bad headache ever since. Zach: Shouldn't that be "Kissing Your Mom"? Mac: We know.

No, just no. The Dolphins are the Tom Keating of the NFL, and that was before the karma of week 3 descended.

Cylons make full-field reads.

How come nobody mentions the non-calls on KC holds?

They can see the Raiders hold when they aren't, but the can't see the Chiefs hold when they are. This is a travesty.

Holding? On a field goal? On the defense? That replay is... uhhh... making it look even more corrupt than it sounds.

KC has the good drugs.

McDaniel the last few drives: "Jacobs has been completely unstoppable. Let's do something else."

Let's check the Chiefs forum to hear about how they're so hard done by.

Not only did they not call an enormous hold that allowed Kelce to score, they piled a PF on the Raiders on top of it. Whoever called "shut the game off now, the Chiefs are gonna get the next 50 calls" after the first half. Yeah.

4 make up calls and they're still not happy. They will never be happy.

What the hell did the ref just say there? Sounded like "Personal foul, we're not gonna call it, first down!"

That might set some sort of a record, throwing a flag 45 seconds after the end of the play.

And you don't convert 1st-and-25 checking it down.

Didn't you just know they'd call the first ticky-tack pick play against the Raiders though.

Deablo looks like John Shaft.

Pass hits Edwards-Helaire in the back of the helmet. I wonder is he's walking down the tunnel looking for a Taco Bell?

I think "eight men in the box" means something else over there.

I can't really sympathize with that stadium losing their damn minds over a call that maybe cost them 3 points. Let it go, already. You're still about 10,000 bad calls against from being even for the past few years. So shut up.

They weren't kidding about Missouri being the meth capital of the USA, judging from these fan shots.

The explanation was driving Carr down with full body weight. Did the announcers not hear that??

The longer Philly stays unbeaten by stepping on NFC bugs the more the spotlight stays on them, and that's just fine.

He's short, 3/4 yard line.

Do the Raiders not coach tackling?