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I mean, to me he’s more like Joe Kapp in terms of the physicality at the position or more recently Steve McNair. But damned if I’ve ever seen someone who is elite in size, strength, legs, arm, brain, leadership. He’s a lab-grown CRISPR-edited prototype T-1000 quarterback unit. I have no other explanation.

“@basedgarrett will help you with any tips on how and where to hide it”

“No, Stashu… to get the girls you’re supposed to put the potato in the front of your pants”

A Don is as good as a Wink to a blind horse? That’s Too Bad

I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers, get the papers

Willie or won’t he?

KC sideline reporter. She understands the threat.

He’s already plus in the run game, and in arriving at the pile just before the whistle to, ahhh, “wear down” the defense.

Was that Carson Wentz’s Mini-me?

Kingsbury getting clowned. Murray is not handling pressure at all.

Tanner Vallejo still in the league

Actually been using “TFG” for Allen since that anecdote about some opposing d coordinator referring to him as “This F***in Guy”. How many breakdowns have there been where the D makes a perfect call, everyone does their job properly and wins their rep, and still the Bills play succeeds because Allen does something only Allen can do and you just throw your headset/phone/tablet down and yell “THIS F***IN GUY!!!” LFG TFG!

The Pats probably could have beat anyone but Buffalo and KC that played this round with their effort. The Bills had 7 “real” possessions in the game - KC-Pitt did that in the first half due to collective futility for the first 25 minutes. Saturday is what happens when the offense leaves no meat on the bone.

There are some things in this world that are sacred. One of these is another man’s fries.

I saw Fitz brought all his kids to the game. Which section were they?

AM Radios used to be a great way to smuggle referee batteries into the stadium.

Everything is gonna be fined, I guarantee it

Hit them again.

That on top of: no punts, no turnovers, no fields goals, TD on every drive. It's like throwing a perfect game and a batter never getting to ball 3.

That's a perfect fit. I mean, there's still a jail in the stadium, right?

Hot take: Patriots would have beat either of Cinci or Vegas yesterday had that been their draw.

Here, have this one from the archive

It was remarked upon in the GDT... when was the last time you saw Belichick getting preposterated to the point where he had to call a defensive timeout in the first half? And that was the #2 defense in the league over the regular season.

He was a monster for his era too, 6'4" 210 or something. But the era he played, the quarterbacks went down and they went down hard and he took such a beating. Kinda the cautionary tale (unheeded) for what happened to Cam Newton.

Too soon?