Ralonzo

That's a weird chart. I'd think someone like Leodis McKelvin would have been toppest rightest. Nobody gets separation, but they throw at him anyway because he can't find the ball. J.C.Jackson bottomest leftest. Everyone's open but nobody throws at him? Wut? Levi Wallace also in that neighborhood.

I can't help it, Flying Pig sucked me in. His minute-long rant about subbing Scottie in, followed by his immediate two goals is just worth the price of admission.

Ankou was far superior in preseason, I've beat that drum enough times. Who's going to be the Bills' McTominay and spring off the bench to save the match? (Reference to Man United v Brentford today)

Edited: For @WEATHER DOT COM:

Boy there's an appropriate meme for this one but I think it gets me the banhammer here. Maybe in Off The Wall.

Honestly it's a perfect fit. A receiver who can't run NFL route trees for a team that doesn't run NFL route trees.

Hungry would be my guess.

The Chicago Mafia is just the Mafia.

He got the stop after 11 1/2 yards on 3rd and 11. We're used to this, right?

"Let's go Redskins! Let's go Redskins!"

The caveat being, for the last guy it's spelled Rush More. RIP in peace #51

Which Bill did he block? CUT HIM His PFF looks like JaMarcus Russell's Wonderlic.

Hot sauce in their Pepsi.

A definite contender for "Dumbest Post of 2023"

I had no inkling whether he was right Josh or wrong Josh until that throw in the 4th quarter of the first preseason game against the Panthers in 2018. Deep over to Ray Ray iirc, puts the ball past the zone LB's earhole and sticks it right on him. "Whoa. That throw didn't look normal. That shouldn't have gotten there that fast, that was actually well-defended." That was the first true "Allen" throw. Then he escapes a sure sack with power and scrambles with speed to convert 3rd-and-11. Then the first TD throw to Ray Ray through a football-sized-plus-1-inch window, the pocket-presence in the Streater TD vs Cleveland and all the slants and out patterns that the CB has no chance to even react to. At this point we were beginning to understand, this is a unicorn right here. A CRISPR-edited, lab-grown, bio-engineered prototype quarterback unit.

Billy Joe never had a lick of sense, pass the biscuits please

It's not exclusive, but practice is practice. Games are games. Most classes I took gave more weight to tests than drills.

But have you been to heaven?

I'm confused. Is this ironic, or sarcastic? The entire point of preseason is to select your 53 for the coaches, and to put reps to film for players. How else would you select players for the roster, have them throw their hockey sticks into a pile and toss half to the left and half to the right?

Flying Pig seems ready to give up football this day. Can we convert him to Football as a Bills commentator? It may help his stress levels.

Joke's on you, it's "Matt Canada" that is his burner name. Nobody knows his real account. Ron Mexico is used up, so keep an eye out for him to resurface on another burner as Steve Uruguay or something.