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Thanx Jax streamin' defense! Semis off to a good start.

He was down by contact already, the DB punched the ball to make it move. If it moved on its own in his going to the ground that would be a case of not maintaining possession, I think.

They're not gonna come back, right? Right?

Very nice!

What's the over/under on number of S.O.J. threads on Gangrene forums?

We want Streveler! Clap clap clapclapclap!

Power will return my boy, chill. ***** actors like Fitz are not on the long term scribe.

I was travellin' down the road feelin' hungry and cold I saw a sign sayin' "Food and Drinks for Everyone" So naturally, I thought I would take me a look inside I saw so much food there was water coming from my eyes Yeah, there was ham and there was turkey, there was caviar And long tall glasses with wine up to y'are Then somebody grabbed me, threw me out of my chair Said, "Before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire" You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance, I can't dance! I am a man of the road, a hobo by name I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game But if it's all the same to you then yes, I will try my hand If you were hungry as me then I'm sure you will understand Hmm, now wait a minute, of course I can dance Of course I can dance, I'm sure I can dance I'm sure I can dance, I can dance I can dance, I really hit the floor, ah, it feels good Look at me dancin'! I did a Two Step, Quick Step and a Bossanova A little Victor Sylvester and a Rudy Valentino You should have seen me moving right across the floor Hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm coming back for more I can dance, oh yes, I can dance Look at me dance on the floor movin' I feel good, I can dance, I can dance I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance

We'll clear the snow.

Oh you son of a gun. I love me a Cheat Prick cover. Better when it's of The Move But beyond that, thinking of the inbound snowmapocalypse I came here with an appropriate song... (with one of the best lyrics ever... "if this is bliss then sign me up for torture") but it really doesn't do near enough credit to the lovely Leslie Hunt, not as much as this live:

Oliver is hopefully accepting a friendly contract that hooks him up but doesn't nerf the team?

Bruce Smith's bad breath did that to him lol Hey, why did this thread float?

YES! I knew I should grab Knox off waivers over Okonkwo.

Stef wants that little green bag

Washington Comanches? Punchline: Named after the horse. Otherwise, I like Sammy Watkins suggestion:

What are the splits before and after yelling at coaches on camera?

For a big tough NFL guy with 5 friends attacking a seated man, with "weapons" even, the victim didn't even stay down as long as McGinest's pants did.

Sammy was one of the first casualties of The Process, was he not?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

It's worse than butt fumble. Probably the worst single football play since the Meadowlands Miracle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfOiY5MhqHA