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Joe Ferguson

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  1. I can kick his ass in 13 seconds.
  2. The Raiders waived him so they can re-sign Nate Peterman.😃
  3. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap. Unknown Author
  4. The most dangerous drivers out there are the slow ones. They create traffic and cause car accidents because they don't go with the flow of traffic and annoy the heck out of other drivers that become aggressive.
  5. Can't afford to read the article.
  6. So I guess resting your players does not help you.
  7. If Patrick Mahomes won it, he will have 3 more rings than Josh Allen. If Lamar Jackson won it, he will have 1 more ring than Josh Allen. If Jared Goff won it, he will have 1 more ring than Josh Allen. If Brock Purdy won it, he will have 1 more ring than Josh Allen.
  8. The DL players played lights out in the regualr season. They become turds in the post season. That's on the coaches
  9. Eric Washington another dog ***** Panthers transplant. The D line didi't even touched Mahomes and Burrows the past 4 playoff losses. He is to blame for the awful performance by the D line in the playoffs
  10. And why would you kick to tie it with 1:40 left? Mahomes only needed 13 ***** seconds to take the lead back. I rather have Allen to win or lose the game than Tyler Arse who has been incosistent. Again, sign of a feeble and moronic coaching by McWimpy
  11. I just change the channel when Bills D is on the field. So ***** annoying.
  12. THE LAST JUDGEMENT DAY FOR THE BILLS!
  13. Lamar Jackson always lose in the playoffs. This is no exception.
  14. I'm still thinking how I will handle this if BIlls lose.
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