Simon

It might be whistling past the graveyard but I'm still holding on to my pet theory that his weird body is slowly breaking down earlier than most guys.

There is no "might" about it

Jameis rhymes with genius

They don't have to turn anything on. They just have to stand around and wait for the other team to poke themselves in the eye with a spork.

That's not luck, that's skill. You should offer a seminar.

The ol' "If you come for the king, you best not miss" principle

So, what is your mailing address again?-)

Reported!

That's all you get on a lazy, rainy half-assed Sunday

I like Crosby. But is he going to look the same when McDermott puts a leash on him too?

It was the first time this year I'd said they'd get beat because of a letdown game.

I think Gastineau suffered from dementia when he was 20.

It is absolutely uncanny how often these two words are said when discussing Chiefs' games this year.

I already dragged a second flatscreen downstairs and have it set up alongside the main TV

Makes me wonder if it would be good with a splash of black cherry wishniak soda

I think the ideal scenario would be for Bishop to look like he has picked up the defense well enough that when Rapp comes back, Bishop then stays on the field for Hamlin.

It's the only thing I've ever seen her do. I wish she would select some other projects that I'd be interested in; I'm curious whether she is that talented or if it was just a one-off.

At no point in his life will he ever cease to be a gigantic drama queen.

Hey now..... 😡

That was not in any way, shape or form Rapp's fault. He was doing exactly what he was supposed to be doing defending the sticks and he put his hat right on the ball trying to force it out like he should. It was nothing but bad luck that Taron just happened to get his forearm in the that exact spot at that exact second.

Now that is a rolling ball of butcher knives!

I don't think the frequency of their blitzes was an issue; I think the unwillingness to blitz like they meant it is an ineffective half-measure that compromises the secondary with no real payoff. If you're going to roll the dice, then step up and roll the dice. If you're not willing to gamble for real, then don't ante up with pennies.

But we have seen them do it against certain teams before, particularly when playing with a lead. So it's not like it's new hat to them. They have those packages available if they are willing to use them. I hope to see them more willing to do so as Milano gets his feet under him. With Allen as your QB, they don't have to work at a high rate for them to be a net positive, imo.

I think he's been significantly better the last 2-3 games. But I would like to watch you give it a try!

Actually I was referring more to your suggestion to push DB's closer to the LOS, attack the short areas and try to force the issue in the secondary even at the risk of getting beat over the top. As for the blitzing issue, those "blitzes" the Bills were running Sunday were half-measures that had virtually no chance to get home. You want to make Stafford uncomfortable, sending a 5th rusher every once in a while because you're afraid of getting beat up top isn't going to cut it. Throw two up the A-gaps, crash him with the Nickel and a 'backer from both edges. The price for failure is lessened when your offense is being run by the best QB in the world. Oh, and neutralize is spelled with a "z", Tommy