NoHuddleKelly12

Post of the day D2D...unfortunately, your certificate suitable for framing has been lost over at the print shop. I shall be heading that way shortly to get the production lines back up and running. In the meantime, enjoy yet another Bills win on a Monday! How long has it been since we had to talk about any kind of an "L" with this squad, anyway? 2018? Not sure, I'm so blinded by all of the winning going on up in here!

1st world problems Johnny...ain't it nice to have them again finally?

May their fields lie fallow for a thousand seasons, and it still wouldn't be enough.

In this day and age, I'm so triggered right now by the Jets and Giants geographically appropriating the state that only has one (1) professional national football league team playing within its borders!! Way to call a spade a spade JA.

Great post OP, and Happy belated Birthday!

I'm sure it's a safe bet that the vast majority of Pats fans outside of Boston currently came on-board at some point during their SB run, no? What's it like to never have tasted true adversity during an entire lifetime of fandom?

I totally hear you--but let's apply that same logic to the Pats then, who have tangled with a reeling Pittsburgh squad that's a shell of its former dominant self, and arguably a Miami team that couldn't win if you spotted them 5 extra players at all times--my point is that while many nationally are busy declaring NE champions again, and poo-pooing who the Bills have beaten so far, we are tied in the standings and have an opportunity to take the early lead in the division as part of our head to head in week 4, provided we take care of business this week again. That's all I can ask for and am definitely excited about that! Go Bills!!!!!

Thanks for publicizing the secret OP! There goes Week 4 advantage. In all seriousness, Singletary may go down as one of the real steals of this last draft--was really surprised when Shady was cut that close to the opener, but it looks like the running game is set after all. Also hope he is 100% healthy going into Cincy.

Just love basking in the glow of 2-0 baby!!!! We did enough early and hung on for a statement game (although I’m still expecting the narrative to be Gmen imploding as opposed to Buffalo rising, but whatevs)—the call by Eric Wood was Singletary is our new 4th Q motor, that’s 2 weeks of him really making that his forte. Josh making timely throws and curing the turnover bug, all around good things to build off of. First time Bills have opened with 2 straight road wins since 1999, per the WGR crew.

Ah, but once acquired...liverwurst yummmmm!!!!

Probably, no. Still early, no need to write up an epitaph just yet on his career. But if I’m a Panthers fan, I am legit concerned nonetheless.

Hey, save the good Brady memes for Week 4, lol! LAMP: Return of the NE memes coming soon

He reminds me of a Marvel (or other comic book world) villain in this pic

I was really starting to get into the article, and then this: "One could recall that with the third overall pick the New York Jets selected quarterback Sam Darnold, and you could imagine what the Giants offense would look like this season with Darnold entering perhaps his second year as the starter. The fact that Darnold plays for a team in the same media market perhaps adds fuel to this fire. But there is another quarterback who was available with that second-overall selection that is also playing in the same state..." (emphasis supplied). I just can't...I just can't stomach this type of flagrant reporting foul!

Which in turn probably, most likely, resulted in a misfiring of the medulla oblongata--I mean, why wouldn't it? Get the IR paperwork ready now.

Exactly right. And how many times already have they met since that game was played?

In other news, cafeteria workers at OBD recall how they had to always protect the last slice of pie everyday that Rob Ryan was present in the building. (I kid, I kid) I would've hoped part of the pre-season memos circulated to the officiating crews would have already included a point about Greggo coached squads? But point taken.

This is how mindless stampedes get started. Any collateral damage trampling is on you now good sir!

His achilles heel is that he isn't aware of how the Insta-Face is supposed to work. Quick, someone post everything from Patsies practice today onto that!

Double it if the game features lead change opportunities for either team based on FG tries

Much of what’s likely leading the Jets down that road has happened post-Bills home opener for them. Whether it’s a crazy presser from Gase, the QB falling victim to a strange illness, Bell getting tweaked, WR injuries, etc. They were at full go for us.

Post.of.the.Day. I’m behind on the certificates suitable for framing however, so just be patient.

This guy is just straight up sad--did this really feel so good in the moment that it was really worth becoming the laughingstock of TBD? I hope he turns it around and goes on to become a productive member of society--however, early returns are not looking good!

We were punished for many moons as a result of these textile atrocities that even my 6 yr old could say were not matching... https://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/07/nfl-ugly-worst-uniforms-rankings

My fav: "smart tanking move." Awesome get @MILFHUNTER#518, what a joy to peruse the slo-mo meltdown in progress! Actually--doesn't this buy Gase some survival past this season with ownership, given how he can argue his own incompetence can't be blamed for the Chernobyl-esque implosion we are witnessing? Behind closed doors he's probably ecstatic to be able to continue to blame others...