RobbRiddick

Next time the wife says I’m weird for getting her sister's name tattooed on my junk I’m going to point her to this thread

I wanted to get ahead of the curve so I'm already doing my mock schedule for the 26 season. Spoiler: Buffalo plays the Dolphins 17 times

Wow, I saw the image and thought "that guy looks like Troy Aikman if Troy Aikman had facial reconstructive surgery. Then I looked down and saw his name. what the hell?

Here's my design

From NBC: Josh Allen will appear on the Today Show. Not today, not tomorrow but the Today Show on Wednesday. In other words the Today Show in two days. From everyone at the Today Show, have a nice day.

They can be The Carrs

Ahhhhhhh those were the days. The Bills were good, I had hair, I was slim, I hadn't yet met any of my ex wives, the sun always shone, there was no social media, casual sexism went unchecked, I could bend down to pick something up without moaning in agony and I was convinced we'd win the Super Bowl before I died. At least the Bills are good again

They asked Max the same question and he said Mahomes. I don't think any of us are saying that's a sign of disrespect, just that he wants to make a huge contribution in a huge game against the best opponent

I have a faint memory of listening to a draft podcast in the lead up to him being number 1 when Merril Hoge was talking about how he wasn't very good and people acted like he was crazy. In fact I just found this clip of him saying the same thing on another show

Meh, it's just another example of the kidification of the NFL. I noticed at the draft when Goodell came out and everyone was booing and he stood there saying "bring it on" or something, it reminded me of McMahon in the WWE. It is what it is. I'm old and am no longer the demographic they're aiming for. The only ones pitching to me are the erectile dysfunction pills they're always hawking during the ad breaks

Tell you what stood out to me. When they showed the Bills FG, for a second I was like "hey, that's a modern style of kicking for back then", then I heard the announcer say Gogolak's name and realized why

Love the innocence of this. "Our slow motion camera capturing the action!"

I am excited about seeing this guy. He looks good on film and also looks like a football player. An old school player. You can imagine this guy on the 85 Bears.

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How do you like your grits? Regular or al dente?

Kyle Brandt still on GMF reminds me of Lorraine Gary in Jaws 4 when the rest of the original cast had moved on

This is probably in the thread already but just in case it isn't, this is a nice breakdown of his senior bowl tape.

Not sure if this has been posted in this thread but I just stumbled across it. Howard and Jeremy crying the day after Buffalo drafted Josh. It's great!

I have to say

You can see why Stefanski looked pissed when they announced the pick. Clearly an owner order, and as soon as the Browns lose a few games you know the talk of Deion becoming their new HC will start. I'd be amazed if that doesn't end up a disaster for them. If he doesn't start the season the chants for him will begin as soon as the starter has a bad game. If he does play well he'll be demanding more money. If he plays and plays badly Deion will say it's because they're not using him the right way. Urgh, definitely a circus waiting to happen

Right that's it. From now on Josh is banned from riding in or driving golf carts. In fact I don't want him playing golf at all, it's a stupid sport

I would but there are certain teams I will refuse to let draft him.

I like Beane a lot and see his point but when he says "people were saying this last offseason" he fails to remember he went out and panic traded for Cooper when he realised the WR room needed help

I don't know about anyone else but I've always had an affinity with old abandoned stadiums. There's something really atmospheric about these huge, empty buildings that once held so much atmosphere and celebrations and special moments. I remember seeing people exploring the old Silverdome in Detroit and it was fascinating. Just found this video on RFK from some urban explorers here and it's pretty interesting. When you think of all the big moments they had there, like the NFC championship games, and now it's just a ghost. Listen closely and you can hear the brass band playing hail to the Redskins as Pat Summerall and Madden wax lyrical about the Hogs.

I'd be happy with him. Look at the Samuel injury that dogged him most of last season. If something like that happens again it'll be reassuring to know you have a similar guy ready to get an increased role