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all I googled was “do dirty TJ hooker episodes appear in Russian”

Damn. I was kinda enjoying the soap opera. It was like Dynasty only with smaller shoulder pads

I thought you were going to say you woke up surrounded by flame

I fully expected them to start him on IR. Makes sense really to help them juggle the roster around and give themselves extra space for other guys short term. Unfortunately he can't practice on the field with the guys until he's designated to return (as I understand it) so it'll be a long while before we see him play in a game. But looking at the glass half full, maybe that's not so bad. If he can be pushing for a starting job later in the season and there isn't a tonne of film on him he might hit his stride come playoff time. I'm still dreaming of him picking off Mahomes as the Chiefs drive for the winning score at the end of a playoff game.

Weird, when I eat a Snickers in bed my wife turns into Josh Allen

That's a lot of effort for a preseason game. Someone needs to ask him if we win the Super Bowl in the next decade

I wish Desmond Watson played for us. Imagine that fat jokes, imagine him standing next to Kincaid? He’d make him look like a Buffalo wing bone

I'd like to donate this one of my wife

So after one preseason game it’s clear we won’t get pressure with 4 all season? Coleman didn’t get a big play, clearly he’ll disappoint this year.

Damn the negativity is tough to read and really brings home how bad we are. I read the Jets board earlier and they’re over the moon with how their offense and defense looked yesterday. Lord, why can’t we be as good as the Jets?

I think the biggest failure is not winning more with this guy steering the ship

I know he's annoying but you can't pin this on Chris Brown

Dart throwing Duds

So hard Knocks will have lots of footage of Singletary speaking to his old friends and Allen shaking hands with Daboll

I've bet 5k on the Bills. I assumed Allen would play the whole game

No first down on the opening drive. Season's over folks

McD is a great coach, no doubt. And great coaches are hard to find, like top franchise QBs. If he did leave the Bills and walked into a job with a perennial loser like the Jets or Browns I think he'd turn them around pretty quickly. You could say he lucked into having Josh as his QB but let's not forget he got the Bills to the playoffs in year 1 when Josh was still in college. Our problem is if they did fire him for only achieving the status quo again, we could end up with a guy much worse and then they'll be kicking themselves that they cut ties with him. Part of this comes from having a 17 year playoff drought. If we were a team with a stronger history of winning maybe they'd be more likely to pull the pin but I feel like the Bills as an organisation see themselves as the geeky high school virgin who lucked into getting a hot girlfriend and is too scared to dump her even when she starts to become a pain in the a$$

When the announcer said "and his wish is" just as it cut to a hot cheerleader dancing, my first thought was "yeah that's my wish too, kid". That's a great thing for them to do. Nice that they didn't just let him play with them but had him signing the contract, signing autographs and stuff as well. They put a lot of thought and effort into it.

I do wonder how much of this is down to staffs just being more cautious now. Say in the 80s or 90s someone had a sore muscle and were just expected to practice through it, but now they get held out and it gets listed as an injury. Some of that might be why we have such long injury reports now. Obviously certain ones like Shakir and Max don't fall into that category. I'm not sure what other teams look like but I do think if there was a game next week a lot of these guys would play

See, if we traded the next 3 drafts for Parsons we wouldn't have this problem

Happy Birthday Marvy

Well he is a newlywed

Apparently not and they never do. I'm sure they used to do play by play with Murphy years ago because I remember listening to it, but maybe that was a different scrimmage. I remember Murphy saying they used it as a tune up for the season just like the players do

Peterman looked great in camp (and preseason), even Losman had rave reviews in camp one year. Tua always looks great in camp and has his WRs comparing him to the best in the league. As soon as the bullets start flying you see their true colors It happens every year and I love it. Remember Spurrier's Redskins beating up on everyone in preseason and then being terrible when the real games started? Or the Lions going 4-0 in preseason and 0-16 in the regular season? Or a couple of years ago when Pickett looked incredible for the Steelers? I wonder who will be the superstar of preseason this year. my money is on Fields, with Jets fans like Greenberg predicting a sure fire playoff spot

I was smart, I've been here since last Friday but I've just realized I'm sitting in the new stadium and no one else is here