So I was away from this for a day or so, and came back to find THE BEST ENTERTAINMENT I'VE EVER HAD on this board.
Half of you guys proved my point, which is that a lot of the commentary here is not very smart. Never mind those of you who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". The MENSA level comments usually include gems like "This is really very simple!" or "This has been explained countless times on this board!" or some expletive or other (or a personal insult, which I find especially funny).
Half of you guys wouldn't know a route tree from a tree root. You're the guys I posted this for, and you were up to the task. Thanks for the entertainment.