BritBill

Got my new TV set up in play for the first time this season. My missus got me a projector for Christmas so it’s the Bills 90 inches wide in the living room this evening. Add on a few spiced rum and ginger ales and I’m all set. Enjoy the game, all 👍

It wasn’t just the penalties it was them being called against players who weren’t even dressed after the officials had talked it over for 5 minutes. It was painful to watch.

All very well but Allen’s feet can touch the floor when he’s having a crap.

Even if you didn’t put McCartney on there he’d turn up anyway. He’s like dog’s knob that lad.

I stopped drinking coffee and anything which obviously had caffeine in around 2 years ago. My word the withdrawal symptoms were bad. Headaches for around 3 days. I couldn’t focus on anything and was a really angry man. I didn’t even drink that much coffee. Maybe 3 cups a day. Once the first week was over the withdrawal signs were gone and I was sleeping like a drunk log.

Not much of a boast though is it?

Lead and others will follow and lead as well. Now compare this to what we saw from Corky Butcher or whatever he’s called for the patriots the other day. We have Churchill and most other teams have Johnson.

I’ve never heard “quarterback” pronounced like that before.

He’d be stupid to go to the Giants if he wants to move for football reasons.

Best thing about Jake Fromm is his mother.

Oh this is going to be great. Let me make a coffee and get comfortable for the reply.

I don't mind it. But I do have a chuckle when teams do it when they're down by 17 in the third quarter.

What a time to be alive.

It's getting very close to the point where I'm going to have to reconsider letting her have sex with me.

A Miami Dolphins fan walks into a bar with a multi-coloured parrot on his shoulder. The bartender goes over and says "Wow. I have never seen seen one of those before, they are so rare. Where did you find it?". The Parrot replied, "In Florida. There are dozens of them".

There are some bobby dazzler takes in there.

I suppose it depends on what you wanted it to show. The score is always enough to satisfy my curiosity.

Another boring Brit fact for you all but I went to the old stadium in NJ in 2005 to watch England v Colombia soccer match. A Michael Owen hat trick was the highlight along with some chubby South Americans getting filled in at half time. Happy days. I’’m sure we got a bus from Port Authority Bus Terminal direct to Giant Stadium and back.

I’d say this will be the Sky 6pm game this week.

No they don’t.

It doesn’t get more Wyoming than Dewey Wingard.

I was flicking through the sports channels last night and noticed the weekly Jaguars UK show was on Sky Sports NFL. Usually I wouldn't entertaining putting that on but with us playing them this week I had a butcher's. The game preview show was superb. It was basically the host, Bucky Brooks and everyone else saying how they're going to their backsides handed to them by the Bills. It was like hearing your newborn child cry for the first time.

I saw him play the other week in London. Best part of the game was him making a catch. It was a personal life highlight for me.

AND he'll get a 5th rounder with them.

I’m going to be worse TBH. A proper unbearable mofo.