Richard Noggin

Would ya eat the moon if it was made of barbeque spare ribs? It's a simple question, doc. Quit jerking me around.

Doesn't his score literally mean he tested in the bottom third? Scores, by definition, must range from .01 to 1.0. It's a percentile thing, 100% comparative/relative to competition.

Delicious double-entendre potential.

That's a bit unfair, given the built-in advantage of far fewer games played per season. Each game carries far more weight automatically. Therefore, the schedule release is, in fact, meaningful for analysis and projection.

I thought hard work would lead to happiness.

Never left.

You got me. I've never used it. You probably just say "period" or "full stop" or something like it's a telegram dictation.

That's quite a...sentence. Consider taking a breath.

That roll is mostly examples of a 6'5" 250 lb WR1 split out wide as an X. Dude has ball skills and body control. He just outgrew his natural position as a WR, apparently. Looks like a guy who was a featured target in college, especially in the red zone. Happy to have him. He's an athlete, too. Who knows where to find those darned RAS charts? (I miss the more visual spider web versions, but it seems like we've moved to the spreadsheet infographic as the current default.)

The draft is not about addressing immediate roster needs, especially beyond days one and two. That kind of needs-based thinking gets lesser teams into trouble all the time. Seems like everyone criticizing this draft class is doing so while looking at perceived holes in our roster THIS YEAR. The draft, when worked properly, is about continually building out a competitive roster, year after year. Guess what: it's a process.

That 10-yard split 👀👀👀

Ironically, on the play cited here as evidence of Rousseau's underrated ability to "bend around the edge to get sacks," he doesn't really bend AT ALL. He is objectively, comically upright, in fact, given the claim this example is meant to illustrate. Rousseau beats the RT to the outside, sure. But not with any dip or bend, as advertised. No clue if that's a trend in his "tape," or just a poorly chosen clip. Does Rousseau have the get-off, body control, and ankle flex to bend the edge? I hope so. Would love to see footage that says so.

And by high ceiling we mean it literally.

That 3-cone 👀👀👀

The draft should not be about addressing immediate issues. It's a comprehensive team-building endeavor. On the other hand, we've known the Bills need more pass rushers, so...

Who on ANY TEAM'S defense can keep up with that timed speed?

"...and I feel bad for that jacket..." -Daniel Jeremiah

Crowded backfield though, no? They seem to ride whoever heats up.

I GUESSED the Bills would pick Samuel, Jr., and HOPED they'd pick JOK. I'm fine with Rousseau, though.

Perkins was no longer available, and with Ojulari it's probably a combination of size (too small for the McD DE mold--he likes 'em long) and medical e v a l.

I'm slugging Old Grandad Bonded. Best bang for your buck on the planet. (A bit hot for some.)

Do better, LOL

Wasn't that Surtain Jr?

He strikes me also as a VERY smart guy. Smart enough, and honest enough, from interviews I've heard, to be a bit of a wildcard via social media and interviews. In other words, he'll fit right in in the 'burgh.

Hi. Please stop doing the other thing you've been doing. Thanks. I'm not a fan of blocking people.