1ManRaid

Allen 75%

I hope the poor ratings of another rigged NE Super Bowl run played into the scheduling decision.

Ya the guy berating everyone else for "talking tough" from the safety of the internet is tossing the most threats, lul.

Haven't seen someone so butthurt over people not being in awe over an uninspired thread with no real insight (i.e. should just be a post in an existing thread) in a long time.

My favorite part of that poll is the people claiming a QB hurdling a 6'5" LB is no big deal, it "happens every week".

This stunning revelation needed to be made into it's own thread.

This board in a nutshell... Re: McCoy "Shady dances around too damned much! Just hit the hole!" Re: Shiny new toy "He's so shifty, just look at his moves! Good job adjusting to bad blocking!"

OP is in dire need of an update.

And then he quit the "1 of 32 in the world" job he had on a rising team to go be an offensive line assistant or whatever it was.

Screw that guy, he deserves his concussions. I don't demand choir boys for players, but I draw the line at degenerate headhunters who don't understand the difference between "playing hard" and "using your job as an excuse to try to kill people legally". He's the football equivalent of hockey players who "finish the check" with a blindside hit three seconds after the puck is gone. Ideally the Dolphins who already have Kiko and play them twice a year?

"About 100lightning bolts strike the Earth's surface every second That's about 8 million per day and 3 billion each year." Are you confusing "catch lightning in a bottle" and/or "lightning doesn't strike twice"?

Man, you must be fun at parties. Ladies must love your combination of long-winded rambling and lack of a sense of humor.

Phew, thanks. They say life is short, and I was worried that would prove to be true compared to your post. "Year 32: Barely into the third paragraph, and I fear the ceaseless assault from Father Time may eventually claim my mortal soul like an endlessly marching army of undead before I unravel the layers of verbiage protecting the heart of The Truth of Football. Whomever finds this, I beseech thee to send word to the grandchildren I must have by now that their grandpappy died a hero, sacrificing himself to the annals of history to bring humanity one step closer to handegg enlightenment."

The Great Wall of China of text walls. My ADD will wait for a TLDR version.

So you created a thread about some random unrelated guy just to say you don't want him? Those articles don't say anything about the Bills.

So he the famed Irish Lass Kicker, Becky Lynch? Best of luck to him at Wrestlemania!

No respect for centers...

If only there was a thread about that exact topic...

If that doesn't convince him Buffalo has a hot night life, I don't know what will.

As much as I love Shady, that would be awesome. Too bad it won't happen.

I remember someone bitching that the only FA we signed was Gore.

Already signed a RT.

I mean how dare Beane spend a whole 2 mil out of our paltry cap space to grab someone who averaged 4.6 ypc, is a consummate professional and positive presence for whatever RB we draft, and can block like few others. Haven't they heard he's OLD?

The third rule is why I only passively follow free agency news the first day. Can't handle watching idiots freak out over nothing.

I emphatically say yes for the same reason.