1ManRaid

I mean how dare Beane spend a whole 2 mil out of our paltry cap space to grab someone who averaged 4.6 ypc, is a consummate professional and positive presence for whatever RB we draft, and can block like few others. Haven't they heard he's OLD?

The third rule is why I only passively follow free agency news the first day. Can't handle watching idiots freak out over nothing.

I emphatically say yes for the same reason.

Not true, there is a 1 point safety.

The top rated pass protector, under 30 years old, with years left on his contract? Take my 3rd all day long and worry about Saffold and remaining cap space later.

I vote ... that doing this ... is as bad as ... misleading titles...

For most of the year I'm in Hagersville about every third weekend. I'm from St. Catharines. After a several year period of not getting to any games, I went to both preseason games and the home opener this past season. Lack of funds kept me from the Jets and Patriot games, and then having to update my enhanced drivers license at the end of the year kept me from the home finale. Eh, but would have been a fun anniversary outing. Got engaged at the game against Seattle. Well until we broke up, you get the idea.

Can't tell if the OP didn't realize the list was satire...

I thought Brady Effect was a known term, maybe I was wrong and accidentally invented it. In the MLB players get outright ejected from the game for questioning balls and strikes calls, don't think it's a stretch to have a 5 yard "minor unsportsmanlike conduct" for repeated attempts to coerce refs into a call.

He may very well have made the first down line, but the refs made damn sure there was no doubt about it. Trying to get the "Brady Effect" by association. I think the NHL has a penalty for diving, they should maybe do a similar penalty for the Brady-style bitching for an unwarranted penalty. Extension of unsportsmanlike conduct.

I was more annoyed at the spot they gave Patriots on a run about 4 minutes into the fourth quarter. He appeared to be stopped just maybe inches short of the first down, but they spotted the ball a full yard past where ANY part of his body reached, beyond the first down. You could literally drive a shopping cart through the path between where the furthest part of his form (never mind the ball) reached and where they spotted it for the first down.

Alright there's the draft pick.

Allen gonna run for 75 yards on this drive.

Looked like a hold on Milano there too, in fact it appears to be what had him turned around to get hit like that.

He short-armed that INT like Clay did on the game winning TD last week.

Eh, he's a rookie in a meaningless game, won't happen next season.

I don't think it would work out well for him, they call penalties for flopping/diving there.

Too bad I can't take part as a Canadian.

Sorry, but human bodies aren't built like that. You know they track the running speeds of players these days, don't you? The fastest players in the league are topping out at 22 mph, so are you claiming the normal top speed for a human is only 17 mph and they are activating some special superhuman ability available only to a select few NFL players to burst to 22 mph? I think I would have heard of this mutant ability by now. Running at one speed and then changing speeds to throw off a defender or to catch up to an overthrown ball WHEN NOT ALREADY AT TOP SPEED is not some special "it factor", every receiver does it. Some players are just faster or have the stamina to maintain their top speed longer than others. Lol seriously if you have to use quotations and vague nebulous terms like it factor, another gear/overdrive, and natural phenomenon then you're just talking out of your ass and don't have an actual point. There is no evidence of these players suddenly bursting an extra 5 mph downfield, they are just accelerating faster than average, to a higher than average top speed than the defender. A magic ability like that would actually be more useful to hit gaps at the LOS and get open in the first place. May be what the other guy I quoted was actually seeing, rather than some magic nitro button.

When I saw "Bills cut Kelvin Benjamin and..." I was sure the next words would be "alligator-armed Charles Clay."

Only for the other team.

Only for the other team.

Freaking short-armed it. Can we just dump Benjamin and Clay now?!?

Freaking short-armed it. Can we just dump Benjamin and Clay now?!?

I hope and wouldn't be surprised if this joke award actually fires him up more with a big confidence boost. CANTALOUPE TRAIN COMING THROUGH CHOO CHOOOOO GET OUTTA THE WAY