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every day i find myself growing farther apart from you.

why 12 minutes?

is this another fat shaming thread?

i think if guys agree to this...that's on them. we all want to make our future wives happy, but no to this. there's a limit to everything.

i'm too busy being traumatized by the jared fogle documentary on max.

would you send me a picture of y our midsection while holding tax returns? we call those people skinny fat.

my wife had a friend who had her rehearsal dinner at the ellicottville brewery, and the place was incredible. i think your approach to wedding is what i'll likely do for our kids. here's the amount of money you're going to be given by us...use it as you see fit. it wasn't a ton, but every bit helps. i didn't mind spending a bit more on the wedding, but i was 34, already had my house and business, so i wasn't a young kid who needed the money to go elsewhere. i was lucky in that regard. all i requested was good food and good booze. i've been to too many weddings where the food was absolute dog meat. i couldn't do that.

can you even fit into your pants anymore after all the mcds?

exactly. my wedding was about the same size...maybe 170-180 max. i have a good sized family, and my wife was younger, so she was still very much in the mix with her college scene, and god knows she needed them all there. i remember having to give over my credit card at the reception to extend open bar. never again.

this makes sense. i don't do instagram, but i'm aware that it's about flaunting a lifestyle that most don't have.

i'm not sure any of this is new. if anything i've seen scaling down the weddings to save money, but maybe that trend is over. a 50 person rehearsal dinner isn't big at all if you have a large family. i do however agree with the extended bachelor/bachelorette party. there's no need to make someone take a 3 day vacation just to celebrate you getting married. i think most people who have the big weddings would never do it a second time around.

if we weren't on the internet, i'd call this a massive waste of paper.

i can't help, but there's is an area that i've been know for their italian food. the hill or something along those lines.

if there's ever been a red flag...this is it.

exactly. not putting him on the wall is not revising history...it's just not acknowledging a human piece of excrement. i'd be shocked if they have any memory of him in the new stadium.

i've heard this phrased in a slightly different manner in that zip codes don't make you happy...and it's true. my pearl of wisdom is to not give anyone advice. if they ask for it sure, but i never, ever lead with that *****.

i know a guy that would buy two houses so the first one doesn't get lonely.

dude...

hey...good for him.

is it so you can afford a subscription to the buffalo news?

i realized it. you don't strike me as the guy who would be ok with "nothing special."

ooohhhhhh! come on man.

so you posted pics of how you decorate someone else's house for christmas?

who is to say you didn't delete something. you're completely untrustworthy. you've called me out for things that never occurred...did you not. nothing is genuine. it's ok. if it's fun and makes you feel better on a message board, please have at it.