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i'm in the under because of the rookie status group.

that's nice.

it's a take the head of a deceased family member kind of bold.

just to be clear, i'm not giving out any free advice. that ***** costs money.

In an interview, Tyson mentioned that when he sees people with face tattoos, he thinks they’re insane, completely forgetting that he has one himself.

When it comes to good ideas, this is right up there with getting a face tattoo.

High school!? I just bought a 36 pack of the nectar. Even comes with a cheapo cooler that you can throw snacks in for a shirtless day at the beach!

it's my hydration beer. if i'm doing some extended day drinking, coors light it is.

you guys ever try coors light?!

the sleeves were cut off and everything.

i gave my wife the heads up that this is going to be it, unless it's an unusual situation where i win the superbowl or something.

i was supposed to take family pictures in an apple orchard tonight, and it's been canceled because of the rain. i've never been more glad for rain in all of my life.

no ***** way. the experience won't be worth the potential nonsense you'll have to deal with. i like crazy and dumb, not crazy and dangerous.

she's not. she's just reacting. she wants the attention of a guy, (as mentioned earlier), this guy is in front of her, and here we are.

oh ***** yeah i remember him. byrdman (with a number attached). no *****...he pm'ed me his phone number so we could keep in touch.

i don't even like the sound of this.

most are still in this area, and i see them from time to time while out. always pleasant. one and her family are my patients, so i see them a couple of times a year. ask how the family is doing, etc. in fact, the only ex i wouldn't want to deal with is the c-bag i mentioned in the other thread.

i've heard disney is turning this into a movie.

14-60 is the sweet spot, but not matter what your age is, i'm laughing. i have felt bad about it though. maybe two years ago during the winter, my wife and i saw a woman, in her late 60s, fall super hard at a lowes. it wasn't a casual fall, but rather legs giving out from under her, flopping to the floor. it happened maybe 10 feet in front of us, and both of us had trouble containing the laughter. she wasn't hurt, but there's no way she felt ok after hitting the floor like that.

i laugh when i see random people fall in public. i just can't help myself.

because they're facing the stove and sink like they should be.

if you're willing to spend a bit of extra cash, the clubs are great. i was at the opener two years ago in the jim kelly club, and the place was packed with families and kids. in fact. matt milano's entire family was up there too. people tend to me more tame in the clubs. good seats, nice bathrooms, and great parking if you decide to add it.

i really am sorry to hear that. those types of breakups are just a kick in the face. i've been through one, and i made sure i handled relationships differently after that. for me it was a girl i met in grad school. we dated all four years, and i just assumed this would be the girl i married and had a family with. most people thought we were already engaged. after school, we each had to do a year of post grad work, then we would have to figure it out. i did my year in rochester, and she did hers in syracuse. we knew it was going to be in syracuse because her dad was best friends with the director, so that year couldn't have changed. well, about half way through the post grad year, she started acting a bit strange around christmas. in fact, when she came to visit for christmas itself, she was straight up bitchy. about a week later her mom had surgery and i called to see how everything went...nothing. no call back. days went by of repeated calls to check, and nothing at all. when we finally made contact, i really wanted an explanation. her reason...i wasn't going to marry her. now, i absolutely was going to marry her. i had decided to live with my brother instead of getting my own place just to save money, but the reality was i just couldn't afford a ring yet. apparently she had a date set in her head, and if i didn't pop the question in time, she'd decided to move on. on top of that, she kept letting me know she was hanging out with a guy in her residency, but just as friends. multiple times i asked her to get together to discuss this, and she would set a date, move it, cancel it, etc. she absolutely loved watching me squirm. she even said if we were married, this wouldn't be a problem. well...i was crushed so i did what ever i could to make myself feel better. dated scum bags, went on benders, etc. ultimately it turned into a bad divorce. she later told me she was doing it so i would realize how important she was to me and marry her. great idea, but you have to at least communicate with someone. we moved on from each other. she actually got engaged a few months later, (amazingly quickly) and that was that. as i was told a few months ago, they're not living in separate houses. as awful as it was at that time, it was just the way our lives were going to work out. to be honest, i never want anyone in my life who plays games to get what they want. of course as soon as i decided that i was fine with not getting married and having kids, i met someone, and here we are. she's 10 times the woman the girl i mentioned above is. my advise is just live life. it's hard a first, and i did what you did @C.Biscuit97...every girl i dated immediately after i compared to my ex gf. it's not fair to them and you can miss out on some great people. it gets better.