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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. It's a dirty secret that it was Harvard's night school division. He worked days at a 7-11. * Boss: "We need more hot dogs on the rollers!" Fitz: "Me with a degree in economics..." 🤨
  2. Chuckie Gruden. Ought to fit right in with the current Bedlam atmosphere. Seems the type that a little appealing to his ego would interest him. 🤨
  3. Supposedly less restricting in that configuration.
  4. It was. That is a biometric device that gives feedback on the wearer's vital signs. Too bad it looks like Kramer's 'Bro'.
  5. Maurice Linguist. Knows all the area restaurants, and the Buffalo press corps.
  6. 🎶And then they go and spoil it by saying something stupid like 'complementary football'.🎵
  7. Ryan Dinwiddie, CFL Toronto Argos. * 1. We can call him 'Dimwit Dinwiddie' when he screws up. 2. Can insert an element of surprise by punting on 3rd downs. 3. Probably will work cheap. Get him a hotel room at the Econolodge and a meal card for Outback Steakhouse and he'll think he's won the lottery. * 😁
  8. A good massage could help with that.
  9. Needs more fibre in his diet? Angry that he has to carry too much of a load on game day? 🤔
  10. Which may, or may not be held... Time to bring in Kaye Stephenson as Special Assist to the Head Coach, for one of his inspiring "This team played with a lot of character today" speeches. While the Bills were getting shelled, and couldn't get out of their own way.
  11. Greg Bauch producing Shtupp and the Bulldog's afternoon show made for interesting and enjoyable listening. Would love to find his Greg Buck calling a Broncos game when Tebow was QB.
  12. And a QB with a cooler nickname. 😁
  13. Advice this board could follow as well...🤔
  14. Bah! We want a waterboy! 😁 I wonder if McDaniel will still be seen as the 'second coming of Shula' if he hits a down year.
  15. "Let's go! We have to drop off our resumes!"
  16. Chad Kelly. Has a 3 year contract paying $1.865 million Cdn. ($71,427.18 US). Make him an offer. The Kelly no huddle and play calling genes are in his DNA. * 😉
  17. Some bizarre variation on 'Stay In Your Lane' - 'Home Run Throwback', with a phone call from NYC overruling the field officials.
  18. Ask any call in sports expert of the era, it was Wade not wearing headphones to keep in touch with the staff in the booth that doomed his tenure. You could hear Larry Felser's blood pressure spiking when Murphy would open the phone lines on Monday nights. 🤣
  19. Use a .410. Not as much kickback as a 12 gauge.
  20. Not if your QB is Billy Joe Hobert. He just wings it.
  21. Sorry, you'll need to talk to Aaron Rodgers about that.
  22. O.J. wasn't exactly a paragon of steady handed ball control, but he did a decent job of running the ball. https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/how-many-fumbles-did-o.j.-simpson-have#
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