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Now see what you have gone and done?! 🤨 Topping tonight's Eyemissed It News, restaurant supply houses and pizza chains large and small remain perplexed at the sudden drop off in pizza orders in WNY the last few days. "We can't understand it" said Bob Cobb, manager of the PizzaBarge chain. "Usually cold weather boosts sales, but the sudden drop off is a mystery to all of us in the trade. Even 'two for one' promotions are going ignored."

Better yet, establish and staff his own team, and player coach it to victory in the Super Bowl. Put Canton on speed dial! Take that, Teddy Bruschi! 😁

I imagine BringBackFergy could market that as affordable housing. 🤔

Celebrity Jeopardy rankings: Kurt Warner > Aaron Rodgers > Darrell Hammond's Sean Connery.

Bezos: "Space?! Hell, I am going to the Moon! Going to Mars!" NFL fans: "You're going to Uranus." 🤨

HOUSE can't find his wallet to buy a ticket. Poor HOUSE. 🙁 * As for the ranking of the dud teams, something else for Vegas to take money on. 5 teams in the draft lottery? Pick the random order quintefecta.

What a lovely way of saying how much you love him. 🤨 * Maybe he should emulate Drew Bledsoe, count on his O line to protect him? 🤔

The lure of the 'MJ10' is a siren's song... 🙄

Between the Kentucky Derby and his budding music interests, Nashville makes sense. And before you ridicule, remember the front runner for HC in Houston is McCown, and Adam Gase might be on an NFL sideline come August.

Is that a BO'B:GM move?

Knows all the good regional fast food chains out there. A major decision factor in accepting the position. 😁

Burner email account? I'll bet Gustavo Fring had a few.

How the hell is anyone supposed to play 4D chess with Gollum hanging over the board?! 🤨

Guddam! Kurt Warner dissed you on Twitter! Promo, you're a rockstar!

E-P. Extra piquante? Extremely paranoid?

Agreed, but the wild card there might well be Elder Easterby's approval of the hiring.

Jeebus. Mongo with the pizza, now the 'taco watcher'. Damn, I need lunch.

That was cold. 🤨

Good thing Frank Gore left. Nothing against Mr. Gore, mind you.

Not before JFK Sr. and Jr. return. 🤨

Plausible. At least before some other teams vying for the title, that will remain nameless. 🤔

Some of those clunkers should be in the Amazon. 🤨

Snyder approved, and he probably wouldn't see any potential problems with it.

Any of the fellow geezers remember when pizza meant the box of Appian Way opened up, and an interminable amount of time passing before your mother hauled it out of the oven?

Wait until Bezos buys the Broncos. Buying from Amazon Prime will be like buying something off eBay. $1.29 Hotwheels car, $49.95 shipping. And that's standard 5-7 business days.