Here's what I'd want:
During a cold and snowy pregame ceremony at Gillette, a liquored up Gronk mistakes L.A. Rams QB and old friend Brady
for a Lego Space Ghost bust
and does the only thing he can - smashes the Tom/Space Ghost head into a million pieces.
Kraft and the Gillette faithful rejoice as Joe Pendleton (RIP - Buck Henry) takes the field. In true Hollywood fashion Pendleton defeats Emperor Palpatine Hoodie once and for all. On the drive home, Kraft is arrested for DWI, but only after....