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Jacksonville postgame shows are spiralling into despair and nihilism. While Finheaven is lining up in front of the Cool Aid jug. It's a good day.

I agree. I just wanted to see how xitter brained these takes would get.

Someone actually read the transcript I posted.

Catan is great. It's Diplomacy and Twilight Imperium that split families and ruin friendships.

KC will be there come the winter. Nobody is going to do it for us.

"Turns out rock bottom has a basement"

Miami got ***** housed again. That never gets old.

The Xs and Os from a Jaguars POV

Trump. He can't stand up to a pushup bra and a plastic surgeon. But somehow Putin and Xi are no problem?

Mina Kimes DESTROYS rando DITTOHEADS with FACTS and LOGIC.

So how do we fix inflation using tariffs and tax cuts? Honest question.

Ah well. I can still hope.

Ted Cruz is a scumbag and a coward and the Senate is better off without him. Maybe he can petition King Charles III and have his Canadian citizenship restored? Or would he have to ask Justin Trudeau?

Tua under McDaniels is the most recent version of Jared Goff under McVey. So long as the coach and the scheme do all the processing for him, he's amazing. When the system runs perfectly, he's perfect. When the League caught on, and started running bracket coverage on whoever is in motion and press-man everywhere else, the system falls apart. Then because Tua is the golden child, and Miami has about a billion dollars locked up in WRs, they MUST try to throw their way out of the jam. Against mediocre teams, they can. Against everyone else, they can't.

Jets are doing whatever they want. Rogers has been deadly on scrambles and roll outs. How did Cincy lose to these bums?

And twice in three weeks! Scheduler wants his Drama.

I didn't know this. Tonight makes a lot more sense.

So NE can't defend the run between the tackles, and they can't defend the pass between the hash marks. Excellent.

Refs are very quick to blow the play dead after contact.

NE box defenders getting manhandled on this drive.

The Transcript of Fareed Zakaria's interview with Zelensky.

If a play doesn't do it, a penalty will.

Because he's a mumbling, stuttering, barley with it, washed up lame duck in his 80s?

The more All Pro posts about her, the more I think Victoria Nuland would make a great Secretary of State.

Once again, America! World Cop has to keep the peace because, well, because...