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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hero worship: the most powerful of all elixirs.

He could eat his way to a new pants size at the Eiffel Tower.

The party boy/laziness he displays in the off season and goofiness early in games might actually be a locker room issue. Tre White busts his ass trying to get back from multiple serious injuries and gets cut. Morse has multiple concussions and is a team leader…..bye. I get that those things are all 100% part of the business and in no way Allen’s fault, but…. Meanwhile the QB spends last year trying to out fancy everyone at the Kentucky Derby, F1, Hollywood, a celebrity golf tourney every other day and whatnot, shows up for week 1 and turns the ball over 100 times. Did he learn from that? Well, he’s dining so well in France with his Hollywood girlfriend that his pants he packed a few days ago don’t fit anymore. Odds are he’s learned nothing. Clearly he is among the most talented QBs in the league now and possibly ever. He carries the team to wins on that talent at times. His on field effort level 95+% of the time can’t be questioned, but setting a team up for a championship is a 24/7/365 thing. Allen might just be more of a 8/5/195 effort level type. Before anyone says I want to trade him or whatever, I don’t. Guys like that don’t grow on trees and with his talent he might be able to win even with his subpar commitment. If he handles things a little more professionally, he almost certainly will. He often talks about his tremendous desire to bring a trophy to Buffalo but that appears to be talk or at least slightly below his tremendous desire for another piece of tiramisu.

Another off-season of Hooray for Hollywood with some weight gain added for good measure. Awesome. One of these years the guy will focus on football and actually get the most of his incredible talent. Until then I guess it’s sampling frog legs or some other fattening French crap.

Generally one DB is one too many for any self respecting NFL team but if we get this guy at least he will shut up with the stupid tweets about Stef leaving.

This makes sense but is overly complicated. I have been reading on this board for years that DBs simply have no place in the great game of football and our obsession with them as a team has led to horrible thing including, but not limited to, world hunger. Why not keep it simple and ban DBs from Buffalo rather than getting caught up in the details?

Subtract 7 or 8 percent off that 99 and you’re basically talking about Canadians.

Lol Soto is great. Enjoy your one year of the Boras client. Judge is still crying about his boo boo foot.

Canadian math does. 29-28-4 = 62 points I looked it up, the Sabres are 4-0-4 in OT this year so…. Sabres opponents record is 32-25-4 = 68 points We have earned 62 points and our opponents have earned 68. How is that .500?

Your Canadian style math assumes games are worth two points but that’s not true. Wins are worth two points but many games carry a three point value.

Anymore? The shine is off the object?

Tim Graham has to alternate between cute innuendo and outright falsehoods. He’d be exposed too rapidly if he were a one trick pony.

Typical mass hole with no integrity or respect for the underlying foundation upon which his living was built.

His sell by date was August 3rd 1978.

Tops are for chicks in America.

When you’re at your next high level financial market meeting, explain to the snobs what over/under means.

Without a top? Because he’s a guy. Without a shirt? Dunno.

Are you from America?

The dude who bid $1 on a cushion less couch just couldn’t stop himself? Make a market?

There will be a Hopkins-esque shiny object free agent receiver who, like Hopkins, will profess his desire to win and who, like Hopkins, will have a ridiculous 300 page thread on this board and who, like Hopkins, will sign with one of the worst teams in football for an extra $1.

Perhaps the fact that he sucks played a role.

Did they do meth rankings?

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