The Tomcat

As a hunter, I've loved the Bills schedule this year. Its given me more time in the woods during deer season. No joke. That said, I'm sad I can't be at the stadium during our rise as a football team. I need to smell burning hot dogs, stale beer (rookies) and to wait in line at the porta potty even though the designated porta potty for "ladies only" has no line. (respect that boundary boys). I need to eat a chicken wings out of a filing cabinet and blow the horn after my foot hurts from throwing a cherry liquored bowling ball on it. I wanna fall into a pair of tickets the day of the game when a blizzard is coming and make it there an hour before. I want to get a couple pair of tickets for when my son comes home on leave from the Navy. I miss it, I miss everything about it. Let some of us in Cuomo! For God's sake LET US IN! I need it, I want it...... It makes me feel alive! -end rant, Go Bills!

Thx...I bid on something! shhhhh I don't want people to know.

This hair is really heavy on this side...better put it in a man-bun to balance it out

Out in the woods looking for Bullwinkle!

it isnt that bad....needs some refining but id give a c+

After the missed tomahawk chop the Cardinals player lands on AJ's earhole.

Im in! Losing a grandma is extra sucky

Not sure he'd be allowed to play here...fighting with a former Carolina player is grounds for permanent banning! Fines DATE TEAM GAMES SUSP. FORFEITED REASON 12/01/2018 $26,739 Unnecessary Roughness against New Orleans (NO) 09/21/2018 $10,026 Fighting with Torrey Smith (CAR)

Justin TV lives again!

can be a $350,000 stipend if your high risk. a “high-risk” opt-out, a designation that allows him to collect a $350,000 stipend and an accrued season. Players not granted the designation receive a $150,000 advance on their 2021 contracts and don’t accrue a season. Interesting what the accrue - don't accrue plays into each players stituation

I wonder if they feel they were scammed at the poker table the night before and decided to go Vegas OJ and get their ***** back or else...... I'm takin' this!

Southern Tier IPA and Michters Bourbon here..... Go Bills! Cheers! <clink>

The upper corners were empty for the most part but it had to be 95% full?

I was there with my buddy Tom. I remember having 8 of those heat packs going in. I had it all figured out. 1 for each hand, 1 for the front of my boots and 2 for behind by ankles on each side. They were good for 8 hrs and that would get me through the game so I opened them on the 2 beer walk into the stadium. They were cold before the 1st qtr ended. Although they brushed off the field, the stands still had snow in them. We had frozen snow below our feet and I laugh because I brought in a ripped Bud-Dry 12 pack container to stand on for insulation. It didn't help lol. We also brought in blankets and remember he and I getting pretty close towards the end of the game as more people left. I remember the wavy lines the brushes left. It was so cold you'd go to the smelly warm pissed bathroom because they had heaters and big troughs. The heat was the main thing, you just tried not to breath too deeply. My toes didn't feel better for 2 days. I seriously thought I might lose a toe during that game. It would of been worth it!

lol was going to put him in there. He has the Chroise! Gibran Hamdon

All right! Ryan got the memo that only cool QB's who played for Buffalo wear white!!! (wish I could grow some chest and facial hair tho)

KC 24-20

I am aware he's not a FA. We should trade for him. Carolina will listen to interesting offers. He still has some game left and would be the veteran in the LB crew

Bring in Luke Kuechly and slip Edmunds to outside LB

I like Marshawn. I hope it works out.....that's a little beast mode right there! Testing for thc is just stupid but I do wonder how he could pass a drug test right now.

Id like to see a few seconds before to see if he kicked the ball before and just moved it back. #Iwantthetruth!

Best way to improve our O is to run Frank Gore up the middle.

Over / Under 15 minutes

They are towards the bottom of the waiver order

I was going to type the exact same thing. I checked the other responses first and came across this. You win!