Jauronimo

Hang in there, Estelle. People laughed at me last year when I suggested that we trade our first round draft pick to Clemson for Chad Kelly and a backup guy. Everybody said that's crazy. When Chad Kelly lit up Alabama and LSU, well, lets just say vindicated.

100% preventable??? Sheen's lifestyle was undoubtedly a contributing factor in his contraction of the disease (assuming he hasn't already defeated the retrovirus with the power of his mind), but Estevez's situation is more of the exception to the rule. Do you have any idea of how many innocent people contract HIV from toilet seats everyday. EVERY DAY!! My friend took a dump in a brothel in Haiti and he had full blown AIDS by the time he made it back to Tijuana. Not HIV, not I think I'll go buy the Dodgers. FULL BLOWN AIDS!!

Well that's just rude. I'm just trying to raise awareness for the Bucket of AIDS. How does that offend you? What good are you doing trivializing the AIDS pandemic?

So you're accepting the Bucket of AIDS Challenge?? Great news, Doc! Please post your challenge video on YouTube and update this thread with a link once you've completed. You've got 24 hours! Don't forget to nominate other board members in your video!!

While its heart warming to see you all revel in another human being's misfortune, I feel compelled to spoil schadenfreude fest 2015 to remind you all that HIV is a deadly disease affecting millions (possibly billions of people). Many of you stand by the old adage "well that will never happen to me. That only happens to guys who fall asleep at truck stops and girls in Detroit" but the statistics show that at least of one you is destined to get that call informing you that one of your recent sexual partners has AIDS. When those words are uttered "I'm HIV positive, you should get tested", they say it feels like free failing while being showered with needles, broken glass, and ice cold blood. That's why I'm nominating TRBJ, Bandit, Gug, FireChan, and Beerball to go down to the free clinic and dump a bucket of blood, pins, and broken glass over their heads and take the Bucket of AIDS Challenge. Feel free to nominate your friends and family too and enter the running to receive an autographed Jeremy Maclin jersey. Together we can raise awareness!!!!* #BucketOfAIDSChallenge2016 *awareness is just as good as money and resources in today's internet based economy.

In the past two weeks they've lost their second leading rusher and third leading receiver in Lewis and now they've lost their second leading receiver (adjusted for today's game) in Edelman. That's a lot of production to replace. Edelman's presence will be sorely missed on third downs.

I think Whaley and Co. really screwed the pooch back in March. Why do we keep scheduling New England twice a year? Look at Boise State from a few years ago or Iowa. They don't play anyone and as long as they keep blowing out chumps they still stay highly regarded. Why not just play the Browns, Titans, and New Orleans and schedule against weaker opponents? Sure, we'll get dinged on strength of schedule and we don't get as much TV exposure for recruiting free agents but having a winning record when the playoff selection committee meets in week 17 will go farther than getting exposed by the Bungles and Pasties. We will never secure a 1 or 2 seed, but get into the playoffs and its a whole new season. Anything can happen. Its worth a shot.

They say karlos was born in the end zone and on game days he returns to the place of his birth, guided hundreds of yards only by sense of smell like the salmon of Capistrano.

I might trade the crunchy tube sock next to selmon smith's bed, but I'm not sure they'd take it.

Browns beat Buffalo 6-3 in the game that almost killed football. 2009 Skins game in Toronto 2011 Bills lose to Ravens in ot as forward progress rules are suspended. 2010 Bills Jets December 2008. Losman naked bootleg right, fumbles on 3rd and 1. Returned for a td with 1:54 remaining.

MNF loss to Dallas 2007 MNF loss to Cleveland 2008 Season Opener to the Pats 2009. McKelvin fumbles punt Dolphins beat Bills 2005. Phins biggest comeback There's a few to get you started

We all know how it played out, but my question is if Cassel bounces back and plays lights out next week, is that it for my marriage??

I did mean to say that. Dicks are my favorite subject. I've got dicks on my mind.

Its some of the weakest trash talk on TBD. Barbie collector, no make that Ken doll collector!!! Burn! 3rd grade me would've been absolutely mildly agitated. And then the coup de grace...you're gay!! This was a verbal Little Bighorn. Total massacre. If I wasn't already so full of doll collecting, homosexual shame I would've stopped showing my face around here months ago.

I didn't make it through the pilot because I strongly disagree.

Different ones than me, apparently.

A) I'm a little weirded out by how much you know about his sexual history. B) That is exactly the response I would expect the from the thirstiest, sub A-1 dick game apologist on this board.

Paying $25 million for a player who, of his own volition mind you, has absolutely no dick game is just pure f@#$ing insanity. You and bandit are straight up thirsty.

I think you missed the sarcasm.

There is nothing mysterious about the bike cop. That character is trite and cliched. He is nothing more than the archetypal troubled soul haunted by all the war time dick he caught.

Quality lump charcoal doesn't ash nearly as much as briquettes and part of the method includes giving your coals a good fanning to clear loose ash and debris. The merit is a better sear or crust and supposedly a more consistent cook. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/01/dining/steak-on-charcoal-cooking.html?_r=0 Legend is that Eisenhower grilled steaks directly on coal. Haven't tried it yet so I can't say if its worth it but it sounds legit.

WEO is lost and confused without his mentor, #34 fan. Its as plain as Brad Smiff is dumb.

Morganville? That takes me back. Its been Shelbyville since nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

Honestly, none of this should surprise anyone. There were red flags on Duke dating back to his college days. From his scouting report: http://www.nfl.com/draft/2013/profiles/duke-williams?id=2539269

Sure, its easy to say in hindsight that Kromer should have just sat back and called the cops. But in the heat of the moment, the metaphorical fog of conflict, when the beach chairs really start flying, in THAT situation, I can understand how a man might just kill a whole a family.