Jauronimo

That is your solution for everything. But unless your taint emits some brand of foul truth serum, sac-ium pentothal?**** then I don't think this exercise will be particularly fruitful. ***tradename pending

I guess I'm just failing to notice that buzz that goes around the room when a cop walks into the club. Everyone must be containing their excitement and waiting to hit them up for autographs and pose with them for selfies when I'm not looking. By your standard I guess we're all "somebody" when we go out.

While it is interesting, I disagree that the bouncers are necessarily determining guilt. They're aware of when someone like Shady is in the house and where he is. If some nobody, like and off duty police officer, gets into it with a guy who will be signing an NFL sized tab at the end of night, I can guess which party will be given the benefit of the doubt.

I hear you on that one. Its getting to the point where I'm not sure if, in good conscience, I can bring my kids to the game anymore which is a total shame. The foul language, drunken debauchery, and violence are just out of control. Last time I got home from the game my 13 year old couldn't walk, he was so damn drunk, and my 17 year old got into a brawl and tossed out of the game. He just got off probation for Christ's sake!!! Its just a bad environment for kids and I don't think I can continue to subject my little angels to such poor behavior.

My first thought after reading the title was that they gave him a contract extension with a mandatory vasectomy but he did lose a step this year so I wasn't that surprised when I found out he was released.

I bet he gets charged with Manslaughter but is acquitted after his defense proves that the champagne bottle does not fit in his hand.

My capacity for belief knows no bounds. Do share.

I'm so f@#$ing done with this team!

Git R' Done, Buddy!

This is shocking. I'm shocked.

Someone check that guy for a penis too.

Bulls#$%!! You would've invited her into your home and let her do needle drugs in your shower.

She took him to the ground and dropped knees on his face. Apparently he didn't know he could protect his grill and stand on his own two feet either. He couldn't have hit her back with permission from Obama. Ray Rice would be rolling in his grave if he saw that video.

Hes the best ST player we have. Very talented athlete. If not for his dropsies he might have had a chance at WR.

I feel bad for that guy's father.

That article was almost as shameful as King's. The Daily News is doubling down.

On margin, having friends is pretty cool but its a slippery slope. As I learned recently after moving to TX, you make one friend, then two, then you've got friends in the plural and you meet their friends and loved ones then you have lots of friends and next thing you know you're on a first name basis with TRBJ. In real life!!!!! Speaking of which, RIP Joe.

Evander Kane would be placed on IR with a terminal hangover reported as a "lower body injury".

Someone call Carly Simon, I have a hit in the making. Rex Won't Change You walked into Buffalo like it was an all you can eat buffet Your truck strategically sporting a new paint job Red, white, and blue it really popped You promised to build a bully, as you let out a haughty laugh And all the fans dreamed that we'd make the playoffs We'd make the playoffs, and... Rexxxxx won't change, he'll probably drop his D-end in coverage Rex won't change, I bet you'll drop Big Stuff in coverage, Won't you, Won't you..

I also enjoy sitting next to the fire all day with a cold beer watching the smoke drift by but I can definitely see the appeal of crock pot style, set and forget BBQ. I certainly would have Q'd a lot more back in the day were that an option. Also, its pretty exhausting slaving over a finicky smoker that refuses to maintain a steady temp. Makes it a lot more difficult to host friends and family.

No, good sir, I'm on the level.

I still can't believe he stepped down from the Iranian presidency to pursue his dreams of playing hockey.

Is your left arm numb by an chance? Do your surroundings smell like toast?

It is probably wise to steer clear of BigCat's "bafoonery" seeing as your own is giving you all you can handle.

A new state of the art, retractable roof stadium with all the bells and whistles will really put Buffalo on the map! Just look at what it did for Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!