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Honestly, sounds like a waste of time. My friend was in a similar situation. He tried for a few years to get his first marriage annulled after discovering that his wife had misled him about her fertility issues. He jumped through all the hoops, filed a mountain of paperwork, went up the chain as far as he could. I'm pretty sure he even reached out to the mad hatter, Pope Benedict XVI himself!! All to no avail. His church wouldn't budge on the matter since Catholics aren't too keen on the whole idea of annulment. After a rather contentious process he finally said f@#$ it, left the Catholic church and started his own religion. As head of the newly formed Church of Englund (Englund is his last name), he granted himself an annulment and got remarried a month later. Easy peasy. I'd like to say that it all worked out for him and his family, but that's another story. The point is, annulments are for kitties.

Having a nice watery shart at work and discovering on the can that the damage is far worse than I thought and there's a sizeable wet spot on the back of my pants. Luckily they were black pants but still you have to wonder how many people have noticed on my walk to crapper, what's the damage on my chair, should I start looking for a new job? Spent about an hour hiding out in the can planning what to do next. I couldn't just head straight home since my keys were in my desk and I also had a deadline that afternoon. Coming back into the office in new pants would be highly incriminating. I could try and hit a fire alarm but if I'm caught I'll lose my job. That was the longest hour of my life before I ventured out to meet my fate. Everything seemed normal on my walk back to my desk. Good start. A quick pat down confirmed my worst fears; the seat was moist. But no smell!! Safe for now. I scanned the room reading faces. No one was laughing or gossiping. I casually asked my neighbor a quick question. Struck up another conversation. No one was acting differently around me. I start to think that maybe I got away with it..... Months passed and no one said anything. Thank god it was just a watery emission and I clenched in time to stop the bulk. It was hubris to trust a fart. Few things are as humbling as a shart.

My Heaven is in Your Outhouse

Are you making a beef broth?

Looked like a pretty solid matchup to me. Shaq beat Stanley twice pretty badly from what I saw, but other than those plays Stanley held his own. I thought Lawson was most effective with the bullrush driving Stanley toward the QB. Shaq had little success with the speed rush as Stanley rode Shaq wide on the old Maybin trail. Aside from the individual matchup, I noticed pretty much every running play was toward the right side of the formation. ND didn't want anything to do with #90 in the run game. That's my too sense. I'll be curious to hear from people who actually know what they're watching.

I would crap in my neighbors yard if they were metal detecting on my property.

How long do I boil the chicken? What do I do with the pickle juice?

The comment section did not disappoint.

Whats your best treasure find, privy or other? The best thing I've found in the privy to date, would be my phone. Runner up, my sunglasses.

Fellow USC grad Matt Barkley likely wishes he left after Jr year instead of watching his draft stock tumble to the 4th round.

I'm not criticizing your thread. Everyone wants to be paid more. Everyone is pretty sure they deserve it too.

Lets start a thread naming people who do not wish to be paid more.

No love for Ace Ventura, Last Boy Scout, Necessary Roughness, The Replacements, or Bend it like Beckham?

Is this just add to water, instant pho?

I don't give a f@#$ what that guy says. We don't have to wonder about what analytics says regarding cutting your own hair vs. paying for haircuts. I think that says everything you need to know about analytics and ol' khaki pants.

He probably shouldn't be tweeting or retweeting in general. He definitely shouldn't be participating on any social media if he can't control himself and his childish outbursts. But then again he probably shouldn't be f@$#ing president for that same reason.

Fake or not, this CNN fiasco has riled up all the 5chin and reddingur CHUDS and theres no way to get them all back in the basement now. This may escalate into a shitstorm of highly amusing proportions.

I took my detector down to the local privy and it was ringing like my phone in a movie theater. I started digging expecting some sweet, sweet booty only to find nothing but copper tubing and pipes. I don't get it? I followed all the instructions. Not only did I find nothing of value, my property management is threatening eviction. Hate you guys!!!!

Taking on 4Chan is up there with invading Russia in winter, or invading Afghanistan. Its just a time tested, bad f@#$ing idea. Declaring internet war on the b tards that turned e-warfare into a science is a questionable move. 4Chan is Dream Team to Buzzfeed's Washington Generals.

Has anyone considered that these lists are something he probably slapped together off the top of his head to meet a weekly requirement and generate clicks? Lists are a sure fire way to get clicks. We the people cannot get enough of them. List-icle is a term in the common lexicon now. The best part of any all time list is the debate and controversy that follows. You don't get a 5 minute spot on ESPN for putting together a list that everyone agrees with. Maybe, just maybe the supposed snubs and controversy is by design. Or maybe its just off season filler and if you ask Brant again tomorrow, you'll get a different list.

Individuals filing misguided lawsuits is silly but an international news organization going after some (*^*&%^$^#on the internet is just weird. CNN's own comments section is riddled with racist comments and general craziness, but they're outraged at offensive comments in r/The_Donald, a corner of the internet that 99.99999999% of people with internet access have ever heard of. If CNN was run by Donald Trump, this is how they would behave. CNN is no position to criticize the POTUS petulant and embarrassing behavior if they are going to conduct business in such a manner.

CNN whines about intimidation from the Trump admin while threatening u/skaterboy69 on reddit with the full might of an international news organization?!?!? CNN says make fun of us in an irrelevant corner of the internet and we will ruin your f#@$ing life!!

SEA Restaurant is a good option if you stick with the pho. Its clean and the service is friendly. Pho Saigon on Lyell looks pretty legit but can't say that I've been. It appears to have opened sometime after I left Rochester. Looks like my old favorite Vietnamese place in Rochester closed some time in the last 2 years. I would not recommend Dac Hoa.

I'm guessing you didn't start this thread on page 1.

So am I. You have to consider that the man is simply hated for his alleged crimes. HATED. While hes a great player, he will mostly be remembered for his terrible crime. He was suspended a whole season for what he did! OJ, however, is still revered for his civil rights activism, his acting, and his achievements on the field.