Jauronimo

I heard he stuffed his mouth completely full of acid and then smoked ecstasy. Hes a big time junkie!! Only a matter of time before hes injecting pills and eating heroin.

Even Shady scares me a bit. I like him in PPR leagues which mitigates the concern, but I question whether he will be afforded the space to run as effectively as he has the past two years without the big play threat we featured under Roman/Lynn. Last year he was a total steal for me in the fourth round. Won me a league.

Last year, Sammy's absence really opened up the offense and showcased Dez Lewis, Powell, and Goodwin for 2 games. We really spread the ball around a lot to a number of guys who are no longer on the roster and that's a good thing I guess.

I generally agree. Although I would say coaching aligns closely with culture.

Possible rift between front office and coaching staff?? Has Beane gone....... ROGUE? I think we've seen this movie before.

You seem to be under the impression that every time a synapse fires and you have a half-baked thought that it should be memorialized in its own thread. Why is that? I think this flowchart may help you in the future: I have a thought: | Is this thought unique? | | Yes No | | | Don't start a thread | Is this thought worthy of its own thread? | Yes | Are you sure? | Yes | You don't seem sure, return to the start

I want to see: Tyrod lead one quick, efficient, scoring drive and get off the field. Zay catch a few balls from the wide out position Logan Thomas carry over what has reportedly been a strong camp into game action Yarbrough build on last week Peterman to build on last week But most of all, and I think I speak for everyone on this point, I can't wait to watch Yates go out there and sling it. Kirby was right. This guy is some kind of something.

Tyrod should be on short leash with a studded collar and a leather mask. McD should go full Judas Priest, carry a riding crop.

I want to see Yates get the start showing off his new big fake breasts. Cleavage city.

I should have listened to you. Now I've got RLB following me around my house begging me to go out for cocktails and cruise for chicks at Chilis. Says the girls there are twice as hot as the ones at AppleBees. I don't think Chilis is even open yet and who drinks at 10.30 AM on Wednesday? Plus my balls are killing me.

I don't think the issue with this thread is the timing. Its more of an existential question. Should it exist at all?

Of your 85 posts, what percentage would you estimate are starting new threads? My guess is 50%.

I know, you're being fecesious yet you're ironically correct. Franchise QB is one of the biggest myths in football, second only to CTE. I defy you to name 50 "franchise QBs" who have hoisted the Lumbardy trophy?

This is what happens in every training camp about this time of year. Guys just get frustrated lining up against each other every day. Nothing to see here. Right?

That's a good question, I think. I can't say I know enough about the WCO to argue either way. I would love to see our more football knowledgeable posters weigh in.

Boldin and Matthews fill the same role. Zay hasn't played a down of NFL football yet. Tyrod has not played in a west coast offense to my knowledge. Lets not get ahead of ourselves. This WR corps doesn't have a true #1 WR.

You need to read more.

Why would we do that? Pretend the trade was Sammy for the 1985 Bears if it makes you feel better, but I'll stick with what really happened.

Market value?

Seriously. Total noobs.

Last week we had Sammy, Zay, Boldin, Holmes/Streater.

No, I didn't. I haven't said anything resembling that sentiment. In fact you have that backward. The people praising the trade have largely assumed that Watkins injury issues will persist.

2017 hasn't been played yet. Matthews has knee tendinitis and Boldin is 46 years old. Zay has yet to play an NFL game. Why are we assuming that we solved the injury issue in our WR corps?

Why? Is there something special about the 2nd rounder we got from LA at this point? We already had the draft resources to make a big draft day move and theres no guarantee that drafting the QB of the future will involve a blockbuster draft day trade. I don't see how Sammy and this hypothetical franchise QB draft are related at this point. We will judge the trade this year with the Chiefs where we traded out of the 10 spot (where KC selected Mahomes) in return for a first rounder. This hypothetical draft day move where we pick our QB of the future has much more to do with that extra first rounder rather than another second.

You can tell me about his college 40 time again, but if you have had the pleasure of watching Matthews play and think he's anywhere near as explosive as Watkins then we will need to agree to argue with other people.