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His family will be in my prayers tonight. RIP Sammy.

Pat Moran @:PatMoran 5m Sammy Watkins has passed away at the age of 25 following a brief but valiant battle with ankle discomfort. RIP @SammyWatkins. #BetMyKidsLifeOnIt

Spaghetti is straight until it gets all wet and hot and you're definitely all fired up.

You remember that Surgeon General's warning on football helmets from the 80s?? "WARNING: Participation in this activity has been linked to CTE and brain damage!"

They can cook, but don't ask them to do the dishes.

How many yards did Gilly average when he was thrust into the starting role while McCoy was out?

Its not as far out or crunchy as the People's Republic of Austin, but Houston is pretty decent for those of us who need jobs to fund our lifestyles. The cost of living is dirt cheap and its the second biggest money center in the country. Not all of us get to be hippy socialites living off fat trust funds like the new crop of Austinites.

As much as it takes.

Its the worst kept secret in sports. Everyone knows El Pegual slipped one past Goodell but at this point, there isn't much the league can do.

Its a better place to live than it is to visit. Much like Buffalo. If you haven't been to Houston since the 80s like many people in this thread, then you'd likely be in for a surprise were you to visit now.

I was being as about as facetious as possible. There are more options for burgers, steaks, or beef fajitas in Houston than you can imagine. And the BBQ, well, don't even think about ordering pork*. Its brisket and beef rib or beef sausage. And when you get sick of standard burgers and steakhouses then you hit Fogo De Chao or Texas De Brazil for a change of pace. There has got to be at least 10-15 Brazilian steakhouses in the area.

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/09/the-best-slow-cooked-italian-american-tomato-sauce-red-sauce-recipe.html and http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/12/the-best-slow-cooked-bolognese-sauce-recipe.html

Galveston has a beach in the loosest sense of the word. I have not heard South Padre and Corpus referred to as East Texas before. And if Corpus is East Texas then I don't see how Austin, San Antonio, and Dallas qualify as West Texas. Normally, I hear west texas as everything west of San Antonio. Midland and Odessa are West Texas. Vast nothingness is West Texas.

There's a beach in East Texas? Where'd you go? Uchi, MF? Next time you're in Houston hit me with a PM and I'll hook you up with where to go.

I do not recognize the legitimacy of Taiwan Jones. He's still People's Republic Jones to me.

Yes, I have been. Texas does in fact have an Outback and Golden Corral. No steakhouses though. Texans don't care for beef.

Between hobo, ham wallet, and twat waffle, you certainly have your hands full these days.

Seriously. Perhaps they identify as abled-bisexual?? Maybe they're developmentally fluid?? We don't know. Assuming someone's ability is another in a long list of patriarchal microagressions designed to further marginalize the oppressed. Check your privilege, TBD.

Dude, it was a heartfelt comment. That's arguably the best kind of comment there is. Either way, its in the top 2.

Lets just cyber for now. Tell me all your secrets.

How many things do you find funny that other people may deem offensive? Where do you draw that arbitrary line? Who is the arbiter of what is and is not offensive? You claim to know better and that interests me. I'd like to hear more about what you know and why its better.

I can make up words too, squid. Sagittarius. How's that grab you?

No, you're just a better person than the rest of us because you find one less topic appropriate for humor. Just like all those people who use a few less words than I do.

Darius is off the wagon again. This time its alcoholism. This week its a tweaked hammy, next week sclerosis of the liver. Sickening news. And he had just gotten off the synthetic marijuana too. I don't want to be too critical since hes probably suicidal.

I guess you're just a worrier. Probably why your friends call you 'Whiskers'.