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Jauronimo

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  1. I did it recently. I didn't think it was the killer that people on YouTube make it out to be. I did it without drinking any liquids for an hour as the challenge reads. The real pain is done about 10 minutes in. After an hour I had a sip of beer and thats when things got ugly. I could feel the heat start to build in my stomach so I ate some dairy, I think some yogurt, to settle things down. The burning turned into noticeable pain and cramping until I puked up scorpion pepper oil. I'm pretty sure that was the "gut slash" sensation they describe in the booklet. I had been drinking since 10AM that day because of college football so that might not have helped me take on the challenge. On the heat scale, I'd put it around Dave's Insanity perhaps? It was not the hottest thing in my house. Torchbearer's Garlic Reaper or Last Dab Apollo hold that distinction. @Gugny the One Chip would stand out noticeably in a bowl of Doritos. You'd have to mix a few kinds of chips together and break the one chip into smaller pieces.
  2. Why cry when you can spread Dolphins propaganda?
  3. Its a three man race right now and its going to be a photo finish but FilthyBeast, Gene, and newcam are all bringing their A game this morning.
  4. I have looked at all the evidence. The NFL has been actively promoting Brady and all things Patriots as the face and image of the league for 20 years and you expect me to believe they decided to make the Patriots a WWF style heel with fake scandals to sell tickets? Fines, lost draft picks, suspensions, competitive disadvantage all to sell tickets. Spygate was a black eye for the league. All just for narrative and entertainment. Why is it so hard for you Pats fans to accept the easiest explanation?
  5. I'm just offended he's making visits to the same rub'n tug joint as guys making minimum wage. If your net worth is measured in millions you shouldn't be laying on the same surface 5 minutes after a guy working at Delta Sonic just got a happy ending. Rich people hire escorts and they make house calls to the penthouse suite of fancy hotels. Kraft very obviously has a poor person kink where he revels in wallowing in lower class stink. Its disgusting.
  6. Its all just been a witch hunt, eh? Goodell went from Kraft's lackey to having it out for the Patriots. Nothing to see here...
  7. The Titans have Henry who everyone fears and AJ Brown who is tough to cover. Without Henry the Titans are reeling. I can't think of any single player the Pats have who is so critical to their success, but I haven't watched a ton of the Pats this year. The Titans are toast without Henry and Brown.
  8. I still can't believe that Girgensons hit the shaft of a stick on an open net that deflected off the cross bar and stayed out of the net. And right after Olofsson rocketed one off the crossbar. Not long after the broadcast team remarks on how they can't believe its still tied and its 5-4 Panthers seconds later.
  9. Emotion has no place in football. It used to be a man's game! Now its spirit week at cheerleading camp.
  10. Everytime you get the urge, punch yourself in the balls. That will stop them quick.
  11. The people who were maliciously labeled 'deplorable racists' didn't exactly vindicate themselves when they elected and continue to support Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert who openly hold and defend bigoted views. The silence from the rest of Republicans who were so salaciously called deplorable racists is interesting. Seems that standing up to lunatics like Boebert and Green after they fire off some racist tweets is a politically dicey move since they have the backing of Trump who has a history of similar comments.
  12. But the refs have already handed New England the game and its T-minus 106 hours until kickoff!
  13. I love it. This team fell on its face right out of the gate as front runners. Last year they thrived on being the underdogs.
  14. These kids have all been cucked by their vidya games and its weirdest thing ever. I just got my original NES back and the only way I'm watching another man play Duck Hunt on my old Nintendo is if he tapes my eyes open after he kills me. Also he will need to figure out how to get the gun to work. It doesnt work on modern TVs.
  15. And Allen lost the Boise Auto Parts and Foot Massage Bowl back in 2017. Who cares?
  16. New England does not punt very often. Their drives are frequently ending in points. Haack has 5 less punts than Bailey and we have also played one less game. Its testament that Mac Jones is doing enough in that offense to sustain long drives and put up points, something I was highly skeptical that he could do. The past few weeks he has strung together scoring drives where they are going 80 yards for TDs. Admittedly, I have watched very little New England this year but the play-by-play reads like death by a million paper cuts. I fear we will be watching a repeat of the Tennessee game where our D perpetually faces 3rd and 5 and the QB does just enough to get one more first down and racks up YAC when defenses get overly aggressive. We will need some pressure up the middle.
  17. That would make sense but I have a feeling Frazier will be scheming to make sure Agholor and Harry don't beat us deep for some reason.
  18. One thing is certain, Frazier will have the perfect game plan to stop K'Neal Harry and Agholor even if it means giving up 300 yards rushing.
  19. Do not kink shame @Dablitzkrieg
  20. From now on you SIT when corrected! That's the way its gonna be!!!
  21. I have heard that Kim desperately wants to be done with the Sabres but Terry is holding out.
  22. Should we bring back Barkley as an emotional support animal?
  23. Who is the Bills Esa Tikkanen? Who is the Bills Harriet Tubman? Who is the Bills Andrew Dice Clay? Is McDermott just a peace time Benjamin Disreali or can he be a Kublai Khan? Is Beane enough Otto Von Bismarck or is he too much Hirohito? Each new thread is a race to the bottom.
  24. Lets add NFL media rules to things you have a tenuous grasp on. Newsflash, McDermott would rather not have to answer to the media several times a week.
  25. Great, so you acknowledge that post game pressers and coach speak are utterly meaningless. Stop wasting my time.
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