BringBackFergy

Accidentally joined Yelp thinking it was a dating site for discreet man/canine relationships.

Entered his prize winning Elephant shaped macrame potholders in the County Fair and took home the Blue ribbon.

^^^ Is a four-star member of the Lane Bryant message board.

Has three hamsters named Rex, Rob and Ryan who are trained to fetch his mail and groom his wart covered back.

"EJ Manuel will be the starting QB by the end of the year" - Gugny (2015)

Yeah, this was a sad day in my life...the day Sammy Watkins told me to worry 'bout my little ol' job.

Was once voted "Most Likely to wear a velour tracksuit to a Bills game"

Possible reasons for lower priced home: 1) Estate owns it and the executor wants to sell quick; 2) Owner is under water in debt and wants quick sale (see this a lot in a divorce or loss of a job); 3) Short sale (amount owed exceeds value so they want to get it sold); 4) Mechanical problem the owner can't fix; 5) Realtor doesn't know what they are doing and priced it too low; 6) Ghosts; 7) Was the site of a mass murder where there is still blood on the walls or ax handles in the bedroom door.

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^^^ 32,102 posts...32,101 of which include the phrase "when I used to work at Chess King..."

Ironically points out that someone needs a larger size of something.

^^^ Is a really great guy (as far as hormonally altered hermaphrodites go)

You post at 8:33am? Isn't that smack dab in the middle of Arts and Crafts hour?

Past: Jack Lemmon Old: DeNiro Current: Denzel Washington (amazing talent)

ShaqLawson'sSpleen16 is a great, insightful poster.... More so than MariosMinifridge2017.

He's a very articulate fella. Great job Richie!!

THIS

Did you give a review for this joint on TripAdvisor or Yelp?

Can't even have a little fun anymore. What's wrong with watching the UFC fight, have a few beers, listen to music and cook out in the backyard with a group of friends?? I wouldn't call them strippers....I prefer "women who choose to disrobe in the privacy of a home"...nothing wrong with that.

This sounds like something out of a Vincent Gallo movie.

Hurtful

Nice observation.

Would it be wrong for me to send an open invite to Karlos and Jonathon Williams to attend the Jets tailgate?

Step 5 - Find an old plastic bucket and put 6 beer bottles in it. Step 6 - Get a hammer and crush all the bottles into little pieces of broken glass. Step 7 - Give your phone to a buddy to film you. Step 8 - Hold the bucket over your head and repeat the following: "I hereby accept the "Bucket of Shattered Glass Challenge" to raise awareness for Mar-Zika and others who suffer from infantile calcium deficiencies" then pour the shards of glass over your head and limbs. Step 9 - Clear blood from your eyes and post on Facebook. Step 10 - Nominate Beerball and Gugny.