BringBackFergy

Question: If a baby capybara finds its way into a toddler's crib or play pen, who gets shot??

One thing is for sure, Doug Marrone would have been at Seantrel's bedside, Doug Marrone would have sent an FTD floral bouquet with a card that read "Here's some zinias for your intestinias", Doug Marrone would never confuse effort with results....Rex Ryan - you are no Doug Marrone.

Spiller would have been good...we just needed to get him into space.

I know. Who moved this from TSW?? Why do others get to discuss the Shah's spleen but Rex's growing beer gut is not football worthy?? Hot take #2) Rex's defense was ranked Top 5 when he was pudgy...so we have that going for us.

All you guys who take this lightly (no pun intended) should substitute in the words "spaghetti parm" for "cocaine" and recite the Johnny Football narrative. It's sad and I'm a little concerned that we are putting wins and ranked defense ahead of health and fitness. By training camp he's apt to be 340 lbs. No laughing matter then. He should get the surgery now before the season starts. The lap band obviously is defective.

http://www.buffalorumblings.com/2016/5/27/11800020/rex-ryan-says-hes-added-30-pounds-since-rob-ryans-hire All you guys who want Johnny Football to seek help and get counseling are quiet. Our own Rex Ryan was in great shape and now he has gained 30 lbs. This is the type of thing that should be nipped in the bud. Is it denial? Does he think he has his weight under control? Is he thinking "well, everyone does it"? The simple truth is we have an addiction problem right in our own locker room and the same guys who want to hang Johnny F for pounding a few brews are turning a blind eye to the caloric intake of our field general. I'm disappointed in the hypocrisy and scared for Rex.

Your father was obviously sauced...how the !@#$ do you fall out of a golf cart??

Rex said we're a zillion miles ahead of last year....who will be the first to call him out?

I make $3,350 per day working at home and set my own hours. Want to learn how? Ask me.

Very sorry Guffalo. Dogs are members of the family. Losing one is devastating but you can take solace in the fact that he loved you and your family unconditionally. The time will be right to look for another dog and you'll start over again. In the interim, very sorry for your loss. (Incidentally, my 13 yr old lab did the same thing. Used to come up and wake us up every morning. He doesn't anymore and can hardly get up. No problems with heart and xray normal but vet said he is just old. Giving him anti-inflammatories but doesn't seem to be helping. Already preparing for what might be happening later this week. We have another lab here and he'll be lost without his big brother). Stay strong brother.

All of you are hereby issued a warning point....and stop looking at my ass.

I posted that above but my phone sucks for posting YouTube vids. Love this.

Country Cletus does this very thing with guys who want an extra scoop of slop in the mess hall. No biggie (according to him).

Uhhhhh, you forgot "blue collar", "smart", "film room junkie", "last off the field" player.

So you're a pre madonna too?

I'm gonna leave this right here for you.

I would have told the construction foreman "let's move this thing 500' to the left...I think this might be a burial ground of sorts".

He's a pre madonna. Let him walk.

Take the Titans off the list and replace them with Cleveland.

I'll pitch in. I just donated part of my labrum to Shaq Lawson's "Go Fix Me" campaign.

Did Whaley lie to us (the volunteer fans who have every right to go do something else on Sundays)? Did Shaq tear his shoulder ligament rowing a boat along side the Buffalo Harbor cruise last week? Will Cordy Glenn be able to play having lost another kidney and will the Bills provide dialysis for him during halftime? Will the Shah of Iran require another appendectomy? There's a lot of **** goin' on here.

I would think a hot water tank, or emergency boiler repair, or a large hole in your roof....but those aren't really even emergencies as much as they are "inconveniences". The truth is, the article should have increased the amount of an "emergency" for inflation (say $20,000). I agree, $1,000 doesn't rise to the level of emergency when some guys could rack that up in dinner and entertainment in one 12 hour span.

Sadly, it is getting more and more difficult for kids in the 14-18 year old range to meet any of those criteria. #sockingawaymoneyinmysimpleirabecausesocialsecuritywillbegone

Oh....yeah about that...cat died on the operating room table. The vet charged me $50 and we decided to go out and celebrate Patches' life.