BringBackFergy

I agree with everything except the unicorns. That's a little far fetched.

Man of his word huh? Have you seen the pictures of the oil drenched wood ducks in PA and West Virginia who fell victim to his scorched earth fracking industry?? Search google ("fracking oil shale wood ducks sexual reproduction") and you'll see all the evidence you need. He left the fracking industry, made sweet coin, and will take that tug boat across Lake Ontario once he drains all the oil (cash) from Buffalo. IMO

Fact: JBJ is a multi millionaire who just decided to do a couple DirecTV commercials??? Please. You have to look underneath the horse's mouth and you will see the ulterior motives. BonJovi is a premadonna and anything that connects him to the NFL puts his ugly mug at the starting line for the next franchise. Now that Vegas and Oakland are brewing, LA has their team, it's up to Roger and BonJovi to make the move across the border. They won't be using Mayflower trucks at midnight though....the barges can get across Lake Ontario in one hour. I thought Pegual would keep his word, but the stars are aligning for a midnight move gentlemen.

Will you still take her to games in Hamilton?

Sorry about the nip slip.

Whenever we player football in the backyard as kids I would always be Lou Piccone

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I always knew he was full of ****.

Have a great day Poojer!

Levi Brown

You'll be sitting on your own testicles in no time. Welcome to the club!!

Had to be BuffaloBill (no offense KD)...but Bill is into that kind of kinky ****.

"A QB can't throw the ball if he's lying on his back" - B. Ryan RIP

A Patriots player, who beats his wife/girlfriend, smokes grass, speeds through school zones and dips his wings in Ranch dressing should not be suspended...give him a second chance.

Zima (thank you very much)

I'd rather bring in Tashard Choice...or one of Coach Kromer's beach chairs. Both are more qualified.

LOL

Call me crazy, but I don't have a problem with an officer walking through a private lot (until someone explains how this impacts my ability to have fun and enjoy the game day experience).

It was even more refreshing for Gugny to finally admit his love for Tyrod and Rex.

Interesting.

Another great place to eat before or after the show is a tavern/bar (they have bands there as well) called "The Nines"...great wings and pizza is amazing.

Your Answer!! Here's how the commercial pitch would go: Marketing Director: "So Johnny, what product line are you working on?" Johnny Hammersticks: "Well Frank, have you ever sat down to take a leak or even a **** and you accidentally crush one of your balls under your thigh?" (Advertising and marketing guys all cross their legs at the same time) Johnny : "Well, it's happened to me...and that's why we are introducing the new line of "Thong Dongs"...with a "Thong Dong" you have the freedom to take a dump given its open back end AND your balls are protected from sudden gravitational movement as you lower your ass to the seat. You can now pee or **** with the comfort of knowing your testis will be nicely cupped in your groin and avoid the embarrassment of howling in pain during a 2am pee break. Try the "ThongDong"...I did." *applause*

If you have two testicles you would say "one or both"....but since you said "one or more of my testicles" I'm thinking you have three?

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Yes, that was last fall. Now that he's entering Sophomore year (I'm sure it will be similarly dusty) Exactly. RIT is a great school. Thanks. You are a very kind moderator (just saying) Thanks PTR Pics?