BringBackFergy

^^^Sometimes, if the lighting is just right, he bears a striking resemblance to Gugny. (I think I may have just crossed another line. Sorry in advance)

I already reported him to the mods for that one. That was a cheap shot.

Hammer. Do I just put a paper on my front dash saying "TBD Tailgate" in order to park with the other members?? How much to park sir??

Has an affinity for "pork" for all the wrong reasons.

Apostrophies??? We don't need no stinking apostrophies!!

Likes foreskin.

^^ Forgot the commas.

First shaved at the age of 38.

Is using his stint as a TBD moderator to become a mall cop.

I think it's a little ridiculous that you have to insert your "I'm with Hillary" arrow in your news posts 26Corner. This kind of political maneuver may land this thread in PPP.

Is currently a Yelp moderator...for the same reason Sig1Hunter joined.

Accidentally joined Yelp thinking it was a dating site for discreet man/canine relationships.

Entered his prize winning Elephant shaped macrame potholders in the County Fair and took home the Blue ribbon.

^^^ Is a four-star member of the Lane Bryant message board.

Has three hamsters named Rex, Rob and Ryan who are trained to fetch his mail and groom his wart covered back.

"EJ Manuel will be the starting QB by the end of the year" - Gugny (2015)

Yeah, this was a sad day in my life...the day Sammy Watkins told me to worry 'bout my little ol' job.

Was once voted "Most Likely to wear a velour tracksuit to a Bills game"

Possible reasons for lower priced home: 1) Estate owns it and the executor wants to sell quick; 2) Owner is under water in debt and wants quick sale (see this a lot in a divorce or loss of a job); 3) Short sale (amount owed exceeds value so they want to get it sold); 4) Mechanical problem the owner can't fix; 5) Realtor doesn't know what they are doing and priced it too low; 6) Ghosts; 7) Was the site of a mass murder where there is still blood on the walls or ax handles in the bedroom door.

"vghdrtrfhfgv jbvjgfytfgbj jbhguyhfgtvyftb uiiiuh bhguynrtfbviukhoigyuuuiyfg uifytfytftyi fyti... ya know what i'm sayin'?" - Leodis McKelvin

^^^ 32,102 posts...32,101 of which include the phrase "when I used to work at Chess King..."

Ironically points out that someone needs a larger size of something.

^^^ Is a really great guy (as far as hormonally altered hermaphrodites go)

You post at 8:33am? Isn't that smack dab in the middle of Arts and Crafts hour?

Past: Jack Lemmon Old: DeNiro Current: Denzel Washington (amazing talent)