stuvian

where's Ernie Adams?

DK Metcalf can be our Kawai Leonard on a 1 year rental

when's the anniversary of John Denver's plane crash?

can we get on with the confession booth already?

What we need is a campaign to elect the successor to Pinto Ron. Sooner or later, all the food coloring in ketchup and mustard will put Ron into toxic shock and send him into a condiment induced coma. Thereby bringing an abrupt end to one of our most hallowed traditions. Said campaign could involve online petitions backed up by You Tube speeches with voting options. Only vetted candidates from the Bills Mafia should be eligible because frankly this is more serious than choosing the next Pope.

perhaps the last experience of his professional life

Watson may start the season on suspension

his favorite song is Telegraph Road

How many more chances will Mike Vrabel give Tannehill? The Titans will always be Miss Congeniality until they upgrade at QB. Their window of opportunity is right now in Derrick Henry's prime. If I'm the GM, Mayfield is enough of an upgrade to give me a better chance

who's going to make the first move between Lamar Jackson and the Ravens? I can't see the team going naked into his last contract year

losing Tyreek Hill suddenly alters the balance of power. Who else on their roster can torch defenses like that?

sometimes opportunity lands right in your lap. Other times it's a complete grind.

Mayfield was drafted into an extremely dysfunctional organization. He went from Hue Jackson to Kinchen to Stefanski all in back to back years. None of the current front office regime has any stake in him. The Browns are only just now starting to resemble anything like organizational competence and I am being generous in that assessment. I don't think the Browns playbook was ever geared toward his strengths. I always saw him as a Drew Brees type better suited to a short drop back, play action passing game. He has won playoff games. I cannot imagine Houston, Carolina, Atlanta or Seattle going into the season with the status quo at QB. Why would any season ticket holder in those cities renew? It is strangely quiet on the Baltimore front. This is the last year in Jackson's rookie contract. If I'm a Ravens manager, I want some insurance against things going south in negotiations. This draft looks like a weak QB class. Laugh all you want but Cam Newton is still out there as well. I think the Browns will hang on until someone goes down in training camp.

the Dolphins are still the Bears of the AFC. There's no point in bringing in a great WR if a noodle arm is throwing to him. This will work about as well as Julio Jones' stint in Tennessee

Steve Ross likes those odds

Jack Easterby wants to give Baker Mayfield a big hug

whatever became of Happy Sperm Whale?

I believe it was a wild west burger

Cam Newton for $500 Alex

Whaley could spot football talent. Unfortunately he never got a green light to swing a good QB. When you always draft between 9 and 13 the QB world passes you by. Switching to Jauron's Tampa 2 set us back as well. I don't think he was ever given the keys to the kingdom. Has he even worked in football since leaving Buffalo?

this is very sad. He was one of the game's great insiders

as real as the government's rate of inflation

in all fairness, Watson had just come from a massage when he posted this mark

Battle of Lake Erie is for real now

BB may not live long enough to catch Shula's record. Their misery, our elation.