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During the TNF game I noticed Edmunds is still getting the same credit for being tall that he did in Buffalo. Because you can work on that. He also got kudos for coming back from an injury. Not returning before expected, just that he recovered. I have to admit, Chicago certainly got $72 million worth of tall man who can heal eventually.

I knew something was fishy. He was bare. I knew it. That nudist couldn’t even keep pants on.

A more glass jaw Dawson Knox? We would have a revolving door of TEs on IR

Never thought I’d ever be nostalgic about the drought

I knew there would be a day when there was a thread about magic. My questions is: since a high percentage of this board seem to legitimately believe in a mystical evil that pervades our team, why has no one ever tried to hire a priest or Gandalf impersonator to exorcise the demon? Perhaps a polyjuice potion made from Ryan Fitzpatrick’s chest hair, scrapings from his wedding ring, and Rex Ryan’s Dr. Scholl’s insert? Can Tyrod burn sage in Highmark?

Much like the guy who yells “We’re all gonna die!” on a plane that’s going down, you’re totally unappreciated in your time.

The Patriots dynasty was built on made up disrespect (and cheating) and pretending to be the underdog. Cincinnati beat us twice on blatantly false narratives. Other teams use the bulletin board material game with great success like the Chiefs (i.e. Kelce’s “the Chiefs are done”). Why don’t we? The closest we’ve come was the emoji game against the Dolphins and it worked like a charm. Eagles fans are using a nothing burger to try and frame a disrespect narrative for the game tomorrow.

This game will never end.

If I was Boyle, I'd claim broken ankles. You can't hold your head up high after that

But Tua is so special and he gets the ball out fast and yadda yadda barf

Why roster Trevor Siemian?

How are you scared to tackle an oversized garden gnome?

Good job banking on Sauce's miraculous ability to not get flags. Remember that would have been a flag for any other team.

This one takes the cake

I'm furious! Only the news is allowed to fabricate reports.

I'm assuming Dorsey was the brain trust that thought it was a good idea to use Knox as a decoy, or one-handed blocker, or whatever the hell they thought they could do against professional defenses for multiple games instead of just putting him on IR and healing him up. I assume it was Dorsey because McD doesn't play injured players, especially when season's are on the line (i.e. holding out Hyde in Cincinatti last season, and everyone who was out monday night).

In the post game press conference, Josh said that 'The clock's ticking' and I was reminded of last year when the Commanders were eliminated from the playoffs much to the surprise of Ron Rivera. He's a golden retriever, not a goldfish. What is going on in his brain?

Why? No one is going to be held accountable. This is the same fanbase that was okay with no answers about 13 seconds and that swallowed the emotional exhaustion excuse last year. Par for the course.

The truth is that Aaron Rodgers isn’t a miraculous healer, they overstated his injury. He’s not going to be the fastest recovery for an athlete ever over the age of 40 just because Ayahuasca is “a hell of a drug.” Or just because he doesn’t believe in Big Pharma that modern medicine doesn’t exist. The real question is why?

I'm concerned that if every game is our most important, it will lead to Emotional Exhaustion or EE. EE affects playoff teams who want to golf early. If your team suffers from moderate to severe EE, consult your clapper to clap them into a state of wanting to win. Or their "diva" WR who has the unmitigated temerity to remind them that wanting to win is what you should already have a strong desire for, not a finite tank that has the capability of being emptied.

let’s not get too hyped. they’re going to punt it with a good 50 seconds left