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I think if Jim Nantz shouted, I would be startled.

As someone who enjoyed both the movie Mars Attacks, and old NFL highlight films this was a double whammy. RIP

We just got through paying $9 for non-free range, unstressed, de-caged, fed a vegan diet, soothed with a bedtime story nightly, chicken eggs. And the news says we're getting "cheap" gas at the moment because it's expected to get back to $4 a gallon on the east coast by summer. So yep, the prices are going to be at least an arm and not quite a leg this season.

The question of ownership of the defense was the first crack in the wall. Why couldn't they just say it was Frazier's and move on? Just like Edmunds, the true worth of Frazier will be based on this season without them. But if Frazier is gone, it was brutal. 13 seconds kept him from getting the Bears HC job, then Cinci kicked his remaining prospects while they were down. Coming back would have AFCCG or bust level expectations and who needs that at 64?

I’m not familiar with the particulars of both cases but I’m hoping the sages of the board can tell me why Riggs is getting jail for one human and dog fatality, but Jaylen Carter gets a misdemeanor for two deaths?

The Bills cut ties with him for this very reason. It was never guilt or innocence, it was the media circus and the unnecessary attention it brought.

Same song. Heard it before when it featured Greg Olsen.

I’m only going to be outraged if this happens 23 more times

Trading up was worth it for this Tweet alone

A few times Twitter has been faster than the TV announcement

It ranks up there with multi-millionaires complaining about $8 Twitter verification. If only eye rolls made audible sound. The year before it was Beane is all in for Travis Etienne. Last year it was Breece Hall. Now its Bijan. At one point do you tune them out?

Illumination did the animation, so the visuals are amazing. The plot is meh so just enjoy the jokes and so many references. There are mid AND post credit scenes if you don't feel like running out of the theatre.

I was over the media speculation about Diggs when they suggested we'd trade Stefon to Dallas, when Dallas would be better off trading Trevon to us.

"If you purchase a pre-season NFL Sunday Ticket package, your purchase is nonrefundable. Additionally, if you purchase the YouTube TV NFL Sunday Ticket/NFL Sunday Ticket with RedZone package, you must also keep an active YouTube TV subscription until, and throughout, the 2023-2024 regular NFL season to keep watching NFL Sunday Ticket." Watch us get scheduled for 6 prime time games this year. Better spring for the RedZone so at least you can watch what you paid for.

Do we really want DeAndre? Or are we just scared of what other team will get him?

They wrecked the QB market, most certainly ensured the next labor contact will drag out on guaranteed contacts, manipulated the NFL's personal conduct disciplinary system, and apart from a few small protests, have paid zero consequences for it.

Franchise tagging Lamar is not a favor to him, so why do you keep bringing it up as if it were?

We should have franchise tagged Josh to show how much we valued him as a franchise QB? Or do you really think they used the tag as a last-ditch effort to negotiate 6 more months longer than the two years they've been "talking?" Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see Lamar sit out the season and get a nice vacation like Deshaun Watson did. But the Ravens are starting to smell less like roses at this rate.

They have money for OBJ but not their franchise QB

Finally we can stop worrying about OBJ and get back to Zach Ertz

Looks more like an undercover

It depends on what the coaches ask of him. Edmunds could only be asked to do certain things. Perhaps Chicago will say pretty please with millions on top and he’ll do more.

I’m not downsizing my poster It’s only slightly bigger than what I assume is a supportive life partner.

Judon has to say Allen is the most dangerous dragon because he hasn’t slain him. It helps his reputation to inflate his.

The c in KC stands for cultural appropriation of indigenous peoples.