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benderbender

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  1. Merriman was a motivator when he was on the field and the defense played better. While I'm sure his heel is made of glass, you can't just cut a motivating voice in the locker room. I say keep Fitzpatrick. He is obviously a career backup so when the QB we draft comes along, he will assume his backup role.
  2. Fat and happy? Like Garfield with a football? He throws as good as Charlie Brown kicks. He sucks like a Dyson vacuum, just with less efficiency. He went to the doctor and said "Doc, it hurts when I throw touchdowns," so the doctor told him "then don't." And so he did.
  3. Apparently its much harder to make an original statement.
  4. "Hick" is such an eloquent and refined word used by only the most discerning of educated persons.
  5. Bingo. We practically told Stevie who to imitate by signing that diva.
  6. The Beach Boys are on tour again as well. Save up your war time ration coupons
  7. I am sorry to hear that some people went to the game. I'd rather go to the DMV
  8. I think everyone is forgetting that Jim Kelly refused to be drafted by Buffalo and went to the USFL. I could see one the of top QBs refusing to play in Buffalo and going to the UFL
  9. I appreciate the love for SJ, but he is already gone. If he was really about Buffalo he would have taken what was offered. Love him or hate for two more games because that's all we'll see of him in a Bills uniform. And if you were him, you'd be drooling for free agency too.
  10. Those home white jerseys were the snakebite that killed our season
  11. I would call this season a success if the team was sold to someone who gives a crap.
  12. I didn't choose to be a Bills fan. I was born that way. I want a constitutional amendment stating as such. And also extra penalties if people commit a crime against me.
  13. Good thing your not a jerk who would say "I told you so" in the middle of a 7-going-on-9 game losing streak. That would be in poor taste AND bad timing. lol
  14. You must mean you like them to win, because chowder sucks and rocky mountain oysters are disgusting.
  15. He made the gesture for "we just swept you again"
  16. I am so mad that we can't see our crappy team limp into the offseason. Ralph got his money though
  17. Yep, 4-12 will make 5-11 look better
  18. Or at least a pair of Achilles
  19. Another indication that we'll be seeing Stevie Johnson every Sunday...on another team. And while he's dropping passes and autograph signings for us, just like all of the talent we let go, he'll he scoring against us for years to come
  20. An owner that gives a damn?
  21. Sometime you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't
  22. Yeah, I met JP Losman in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin' down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it's JP Losman. I said 'JP Losman?' and he said 'Ooops, I thought you were some body else.'
  23. Boy scout troop 1132 could wipe the floor with them
  24. I can't believe that even though our team kicks us in the balls and quits at week 7, we still are going to pick at roughly the same spot as last year
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