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I don’t know about Babich, but after the game he had last week, Oliver was absolutely invisible today…

Rapey sea mammal McDaniel prep your CV Unemployment calls

I said last week either the Jets are better or the Steelers kinda suck… welcome to week 2.

Cut the schmuck that stepped on Oliver's ankle...

Well... I guess I'd rather hear ankle than achilles... but still...

Too late... Chiefs called dibs.

The "that's not what I meant when I said we need to get the ball back in Josh's hands as soon as possible" defense.

You know those rating systems are flawed! They don't take in account houses that have, uh, more than two television sets. And for the record, Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

Isn’t that the Marcel Dareus Street Racer Edition captain’s hat?

Yeah, and the formatting of the message board sucks, too.

I think the Vikings were better off with last year’s version of Sam Darnold…

…don’t make me bring up Urban Meyer and his morality sapping arachnoid cyst.

My elderly greyhound walked into the room and started pacing at ~4 minutes left needing to go out. I told him, just wait buddy, we’ll go as soon as this drive is over. Well, the Bills scored… so I said hang in there buddy, knowing he was in an old man dog diaper. My poor boy hung in until the game was over for all you degenerates… ok, fine, he hung in because I’m a selfish Bills obsessed prick!! Don’t judge… he’s fine… even though his dad clearly has some issues (I live on the 37th floor… the game would have been over by the time I got back… jeesh, spare me your judgmental stares).

Ask Josh Norman about King Henry’s stiff arm… assuming he’s returned from orbit. Watching the gif you realize it’s basically a perfectly sized up and timed right hook to someone who is already backpedalling.

From a former Bills QB who now counts himself among Bills Mafia, this is about as strong of and as an impassioned a public rebuke as you will get. Fitzy’s calling us out out loud whereas Allen was a little more subtle. Don’t take this iteration of this team for granted. It will be gone all too soon.

We forever mock Baawstin fans for their fair weather know nothingness… hopefully regular season success hasn’t ruined us.

What’s up with GottaVomit?

After that hit I think Lamar’s sphincter was cramping from making sure he didn’t 💩 himself on the field on impact.

A film crew would have appeared out of nowhere and he would have turned it into a wholesome public service announcement about fan behavior.

I said to a friend of mine that having to get the ball back in Allen's hands prevented McDermott from crawling back into his familiar conservative defensive comfort zone with a 1 point lead. Basically, his bad decision making saved him from his bad decision making.

My TV remote may have suffered a season ending injury after the 49 yd TD run by Henry.

They have actually gone out of their way to make the gameday experience more affordable for families. Free refills on soft drinks, $2 menu items, source as much as possible locally. And the food is actually really good (unlike the insult to school cafeteria food that Delaware North has been cranking out at the Ralph).

I was working on my laptop Thursday with the Cowboys-Eagles game on in the background. Hearing his voice fill the air during that hour-long delay made me want to jump off of my balcony.

Exactly... if you throw it over his head it can't hit him in the face.

In general I'm wary of AI taking away jobs, but it can't come soon enough for NFL officiating.