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Do they make the rookies practice on the visitor's sideline?

It's the double "b" isn't it... so off-putting.

If the Cyber Truck is meant as a clue, does that mean they've changed the shape of the helmet to look like a toaster in the way the truck looks like a cheap old stainless steel bathtub on wheels?

That's not wasting it? I hear that Sabres games make gin taste bad. It'd be better spent using it to rinse his mouth after brushing his teeth...

Soooo... does this mean Puntapalooza is canceled?!?!

🤔… actually, I’m jokingly suggesting that hunger could make the reigning league MVP look like one of the statistically worst QBs in the history of the NFL for the imaginary purpose of selling a candy bar… 🤷‍♂️

🤔🤢🤮 That’s disgusting… I hope he drinks sh!t coffee, then.

The big question on my mind... which means it should be the big question on everyone's mind... how did this scrub end up in a Hellman's Mayo Commercial?!?! Next thing you know Nate Peterman is gonna be in a commercial... Actually, now that I think about it... Peterman would be the perfect foil for a Snickers commercial... show him in a Bills uniform in training camp throwing lame duck sideline out picks left and right, teammates telling him he's not himself today... give him a Snickers and have him turn into Allen, who starts zipping passes all over the yard... I'm a FREAKIN' genius.

Better yet, a few years in and he’ll be looking for diversions with plausible deniability like studying film…

Do you think they would have been doing that if they thought they could get more pass rush production from AJ?

As I said, it's more of an indictment on Epenesa. In 600+ snaps he had 6 sack and 9 QB pressures. Not what you'd want from a guy you drafted in the 2nd round in his 5th year in the league. Whiffs like this, Boogie Basham, etc are a big part of the reason they continue to churn through players on the DL. Hope they got it right this year.

I'm not a Von apologist, I agree he's washed, but in a third of the snaps he had the same number of sacks and a butt load more QB pressures. It's more of an indictment of Epenesa.

Which snap count do you think was Epenesa's 268 or 613?

https://www.neweracap.com/pages/josh Awesome video announcement on their website. If New Era can put the Allen masterpiece Bills logo on a hat, I think the Bills should use it as the logo on the forthcoming red helmet!🤣

Fair warning, if your keyboard ever has a change of heart, be ready to pick up the check...

Oooo! Oooo! Do Breece Hall next!!!

Taking this in another, altogether creepier, direction, someone upstream did mention that their own father was their hero...

As some have said, never disinterested, but after the McKelvin fumble ('nuff said) I gave myself permission to do other things on Sundays that didn't p!ss me off so much in the interest of preserving my mental health. I watched the games if there was nothing better to do, but I didn't plan my schedule around them. I maintained that approach until Allen's rookie season, and now Bills games take relative priority again.

Maybe if he was built a little more like Tim Tebow or Will Levis he would be a better QB...

This makes me sad...

I was unaware that LP released a new album with a new singer and was watching the Stanley Cup final was was like "who is that blond chick with the amazing scream"... can't get From Zero or Dead Sara's albums off my play list now.

A nod to the Stanley Cup coverage. They got this one right...